Its 2026 and copy + paste is still kinda scuffed in some places

That’s not a crease it’s a cameltoe

Raspberry Randal

You ever have outside sounds shape your dreams? It's pretty fun when that happens. I had a dancehall reggae song on an instareel on repeat as i fell asleep. Wound up trying to sneak into a reggae fest, got the wrong venue and ended up at a Nine Inch Nails concert.

Samos, Greece

im in the thick of it, everybody knows

Chorio breakfast from the mountains of Crete

GTA 6 - Crete

heading to the best island on earth in a few hours

When one of my tweets went so viral it was in the top 5 liked tweets of all time, BTS fans sent me nasty messages to delete it because they were mad mine had more likes than BTS hahah

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never realized how funny Khabib and Islam were together. I love them so much haha

Fuck Chase Bank with all my heart. The stupid bitch called security on me cuz i asked her a question she couldnt answer. lol "ok let just click this button to call an uber" "Please do it in the lobby" Fuck those retards

Car pool

Arabic speakers, is this a famous song or did she just make it up? It’s so nice

I printed then I printed w @rainbetcom

My instagram algo reached its peak, all it is now is dog videos and Don Rickles clips. 💯

Just hit my 1 month mark of strength training with a personal trainer. He got sick and cancelled today, but id rather have an extra day off because i really dont want to get sick this close to my Greece trip. So far in the one month I've been going I missed 1 day. Not bad