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Kait

@thekcalhoun

bio is always free. so’s the nip.

 Dallas, TX
Joined July 2010
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haven’t reposted my FAVORITE tweet in a while 👇🏼 xitter.cf/trizzytre21/status/950… – at Dallas, TX
Tre (@trizzytre21) profile pictureTre@trizzytre218 Jan 2018
Me: h- Canes employee: wicken sicken licken kick a chicken what you frickin pickin
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This is how girls feel when you ask them if they wanna run errands with you
Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) profile pictureNature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE16 Aug 2024
anyway here’s the most carefree deer in the world prancing along the beach at dawn 🦌
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This is my favorite video on the internet
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Nicortina
Image from exercite o cérebro e fortaleça as ideias (@diojorange)
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russian car crash compilations on youtube
lil piss baby (@11kmrn) profile picturelil piss baby@11kmrn8 May 2024
what movie would you want to watch here?
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watching my mans wash dishes i call that a scrub daddy
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watching my mans wash dishes i call that a scrub daddy
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i used to have this hannah montana pillow that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
Image from alex (@abjortia)
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me this morning: spotify wrapped: remember the worst breakup of your life that you went through this year??
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Personally, I think we should get rid of ALL movies EXCEPT Passion Of the Christ. – at Dallas, TX
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Replying to @thekcalhoun
@thekworden us on Tuesdays
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@06fordexplorer4 Sep 2022
can’t do the teenage dirtbag tiktok trend i did the morning announcements
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[demogorgon feeding wetly] has got to top the charts for worst subtitle
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no stranger things 4 after dark
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in case u need to lose a boner fast
Image from Elon Musk (@elonmusk)
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Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
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stop interviewing mgk and megan fox enough is enough
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UNCENSORED EXTENDED VERSION of Will Smith smacking Chris Rock from Japanese TV xitter.cf/plastiqemachine/status…
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this can’t be the same brain that knows every event in the MCU in chronological order
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Cubs really said 👋👋 to the legacy
Chicago Cubs (@Cubs) profile pictureChicago Cubs
@Cubs30 Jul 2021
From Rookie of the Year to MVP and World Series Champion. We've watched you grow into one of the best ballplayers and human beings to wear a Cubs uniform. Wishing all the best to you and your family, @KrisBryant_23.
Javy. El Mago. You electrified Wrigley Field like no other and your legacy here will last forever. Thank you, @javy23baez.
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