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Standup comedian. Contributor @REALpunknews. Bohs STH 🔴⚫️

Ireland
Joined May 2011
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A Spanish girl in Supermacs just asked what’s in a snackbox and the girl behind the counter looked her dead in the eye and said “snacks”. – at Dublin City, Ireland
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🗣️ trying to use the better places more linktr.ee/thegarydoyle
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You must be absolutely sick if you're enjoying this Manchester City downfall.
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My daughter has this stuffed animal that you can heat up prior to cuddling with. I always feel like a psychopath doing this
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looking forward to the away kit being Kneecap themed except when you turn it inside out there's a tricolour balaclava instead of a smiley face
Our 2025 home shirt. 🔥 Designed in-house by club designers, it celebrates our 135th anniversary and was photographed where it all began, The Phoenix Park. ❤️🖤 Manufactured in Dublin by club partners @ONeills1918. Buy here: shop-bohemianfc.com More info: bohemianfc.com/?page_id=2078…
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massive respect to Nikita Hand. Putting one of the most traumatising things that could happen to a person out in the public is incredibly difficult, delighted she got (some) justice
Nikita Hand has won her case against Conor McGregor | Follow live rte.ie/news/2024/1122/148235…
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i think it's the bit where i said i'd vote for a guillotine if i could
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"No Shareholder apart from the Members Club have gifted SRFC any financial input that wasn't tied to Loans or Shares" incredible, no notes
Replying to @SeanOCSport
Small fan protest outside Tallaght Stadium here ahead of kick-off. Some fans in the members club unhappy over what they feel are alleged attempts to dilute their membership stake in the club. Further protest planned for next month's Conference League game at home to Borac.
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imagine being too much of a pedophile to work under donald trump
Breaking: Matt Gaetz withdraws from consideration for AG
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if I wanted to see two rapists fight each other id be in a local standup comedy facebook group
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My dad took me to see that movie and it opened with a short that's only Pokémon, no humans, no dialogue except their repeated names. When I leaned over and told him the whole movie wouldn't be like that he looked like I'd cured him of cancer
Something funny about pre-widespread internet use is out of the loop film critics having to go see anime films. They had Roger Ebert going to see Pokémon: The First Movie
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pure class from them offering an unemployed ST, I hope this is something Bohs are able to offer in the new stadium
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i don't understand why david coote repeatedly let people record him doing shit the phones were like 4 inches from his face in every video he had to know
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"Director of Communications for the Hillary Clinton 2016 presidential campaign" man it must rule to suck shit at your job and keep getting hired
new: a Kamala campaign adviser explains why she didn't go on Joe Rogan: ft.com/content/9292db59-8291… from @FTJFranklin & me
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this tracks with how she never stops complaining
CHAPPELL ROAN SUPPORTS LIVERPOOL?!
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you get less time for being a pedophile
An individual who had been loading illicit streaming services on to so-called “Firesticks” has today been sentenced to three years and four months in prison. ➡️ preml.ge/d9ntqhpi
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Jonathan Edge, a father of two from Liverpool made “at least £15,000”, from programming Firesticks to allow said content to be streamed. The length of the sentence was likely influenced by the fact he was on license for a previous serious offense, and his defiance of warnings liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool…
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I counter with the unspoken grief of never owning a home
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*summoning salt voice* it was a two horse race as angry_igloo and greenbear spent months trading the record back and forth enter PISS_YOSHI69
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