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Just me, talking about stuff...obviously some things you’ll agree with and I can be nasty but never with malicious intent. Don’t take offence and don’t be a C..

Manchester
Joined May 2009
Is it right that @elonmusk doesn’t like his cars being called Swastikcars, or is it swasticars, either way don’t call them Swasiticars, definitely don’t #SwastiCar or #Swasticars especially on his platform
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Happy to confirm again NO ONE HAS EVER SAID YOU CAN’T SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND IT’S NOT BANNED TO SAY…This is the most annoying Christmas Tradition and should go into the Sea…As a Christian (so lapsed it is a prolapse) come at me all ye Faithful Idiots….
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I usually don’t pay any heed to what Julia Hately-Brewer says but if anyone would know made up hysterical nonsense then I guess it would be her (Climate Change is Real)
I know you'll be as shocked as I was to learn that much of the BBC's "reporting" on climate change is nothing but made-up hysterical nonsense. 😳 This new @NetZeroWatch⁩ report is definitely worth a read ⬇️ "Tall Climate Tales from the BBC, 2023" netzerowatch.com/all-papers/…
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Nigel Farage could yesterday have had the questions, he claims are unanswered, answered if he had bothered to turn up to parliament and ask them during the statement on the incidents in Southport. He didn't turn up, he grifted instead.
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Yeah and your cute profile drawing is distracting from how much hatred and bigotry you spew, probably why your family left you
The 'Black Trans Lives Matter' shirt is just a way of distracting you from the fact that this is just a straight white bloke.
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Same lengthy sentences for this public nuisance as the climate protestors got, yes? xitter.cf/_yon_m0n/status/181836…
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🚨 Turning up to a vigil for 3 murdered young girls with a crate of cider. We will never apologise for calling out the far-right. The victims of this tragedy are the last thing on their minds.
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Far-right rally planned for Southport tonight as some of the scummiest people on earth see the deaths of children as an excuse to snort a few lines and go out looking for a fight.
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While normal people felt sadness & grief at the death of 3 children, these fucking psychopaths saw an opportunity. They are the worst of us. #southport
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This…
These will be the same people who spent all last week saying that anyone who punches a copper should get their head stamped on.
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The News Cycle for @GBNEWS @darrengrimes @Joey7Barton @danwootton from celebrating their FAKE NEWS reports about what went on to the crushing blow of a Brick of Facts to the Gammon Plums…British Scum the lot of ya…especially the BRIT Scum that did the horrific crime…#BiteMe
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Cinema.
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England are playing quite stiff and rigid…we need to Lucerne up a bit…#EURO2024 #England #ENG #EnglandSwitzerland #EnglandvsSwitzerland
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The lady was sat in the audience holding it at a number of cut away segments it was dark purple #LastLegEasterEgg
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Sorry here's a direct button: py.pl/XtIxOIt Might take a while but will get to you all one by one. Nearly 1500 views in 10 mins? That's nuts. If just 1/4 of my followers buy this that'll really help with rehab bills and the whole homeless/shambles thing 🥰
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Do you know why?
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Would you still choose his life in a Romanian Prison?
I'd choose Andrew Tate's life *every single time* over the life of a half-educated, doom-mongering eco-cultist. And the only car I own is a diesel Tiguan. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 1/2
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BREAKING: Herschel Walker’s former long term girlfriend reveals that he is “unstable” with “little to no control” over himself without treatment and a “pathological liar” — he once allegedly swung on her in a rage. RT IF YOU THINK HERSCHEL WALKER IS CLEARLY UNFIT FOR OFFICE!
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