
a clunky girl with some clunky style • she/her • ig: @theclunkster • theclunksterblog@gmail.com
long island, ny
Joined May 2016
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I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.
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the only reason i still believe in love is because i exist and i’m full of it
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16 years ago, the most LEGENDARY night of Disney Channel happened: the premiere of 'High School Musical 2', 'Phineas and Ferb' and the crossover of 'Hannah Montana' with the Jonas Brothers, thread:
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Gossip is morally a lovely thing to do bc you’re a spreader of truth and a sharer of wisdom
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spring:
depressed in a hopeful way
summer:
depressed in a manic way
fall:
depressed in a nostalgic way
winter:
depressed in a depressed way
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not dating to marry, not dating to break up, but a secret third thing (dating to enjoy being with a person you’re compatible with for as long as you both enjoy each other, no matter if that’s months or years or the rest of your lives)
listening to two people on the long island railroad falling in love. they’re both cancers, they live in the same town, they both reserve sundays for family. i hope they get married and stay together forever
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if barbieworld was actually a mirror of our society then barbies would be raping abusing and murdering kens for just existing. instead, they ignore them. but ofc being ignored is tantamount to murder to men
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I only want art made by human beings and I want those human beings to be paid well and stoked about living their dream
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you know what I love about me? I love that I can find the humor in anything. humor has literally kept me alive.



























