a clunky girl with some clunky style • she/her • ig: @theclunkster • theclunksterblog@gmail.com

long island, ny
Joined May 2016
kristen 🦄 retweeted
this got talked about a lot when I worked on google maps. I would personally love this feature, and it’s technically feasible. here’s why I fought it loudly every time it came up 🧵
Google maps needs a feature for the nicest way instead of the fastest
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
This is where my trust issues started iykyk
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.
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the only reason i still believe in love is because i exist and i’m full of it
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
situationship? you mean my one-year stand?
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
16 years ago, the most LEGENDARY night of Disney Channel happened: the premiere of 'High School Musical 2', 'Phineas and Ferb' and the crossover of 'Hannah Montana' with the Jonas Brothers, thread:
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
Gossip is morally a lovely thing to do bc you’re a spreader of truth and a sharer of wisdom
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
spring: depressed in a hopeful way summer: depressed in a manic way fall: depressed in a nostalgic way winter: depressed in a depressed way
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
not dating to marry, not dating to break up, but a secret third thing (dating to enjoy being with a person you’re compatible with for as long as you both enjoy each other, no matter if that’s months or years or the rest of your lives)
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listening to two people on the long island railroad falling in love. they’re both cancers, they live in the same town, they both reserve sundays for family. i hope they get married and stay together forever
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
if barbieworld was actually a mirror of our society then barbies would be raping abusing and murdering kens for just existing. instead, they ignore them. but ofc being ignored is tantamount to murder to men
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle
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listen i love good vibes more than anyone but this is getting a little ridiculous
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
I only want art made by human beings and I want those human beings to be paid well and stoked about living their dream
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you know what I love about me? I love that I can find the humor in anything. humor has literally kept me alive.
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kristen 🦄 retweeted
hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past
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