new record “Hamartia” out oct. 11th on sooper records // @sobrietysucks1 🥀

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2018
Please put this on my grave: “i love crazy girls, but this girl might be a little too crazy for me” -Bret Michaels, Rock of Love II
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call me an LLM cuz i’m a model with large language
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Funniest video on planet earth
Singer yells at the sound guy after causing ear-piercing feedback The band is Xiu Xiu
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can’t stop addicted to the shindig
Facial reconstructions of a 2,300-year-old Pazyryk Scythian male and a female outlier from the same kurgan in Berel, Kazakhstan The man and woman, approximately 30-55 years old and 18-25 years old, respectively, were buried in the same kurgan, richly furnished with grave goods. Morphologically, the two individuals differed: the man displayed a mix of Caucasoid and East Asian traits, with a stronger leaning toward Caucasoid features, similar to other cranial remains from this set, and was likely of local Pazyryk Iranic Scythian elite origin. In contrast, the woman exhibited more pronounced East Eurasian features. Individuals with such traits appear in both common and elite burials, such as at the Ak-Alakha-3/5 cemetery. Archaeologists and anthropologists have speculated that the female outlier may have been incorporated into the elite stratum of Pazyryk society and is possibly associated with the Korgantas culture. Both skeletons show evidence of post-mortem trepanation. The male skull bore an irregular perforation resulting from blunt trauma, later refined with a sharp tool. The female skull exhibited a rectangular perforation (64 × 35.8 mm) with cut marks, along with the excised fragment (42 × 33 mm), suggesting a deliberate opening after death, likely as part of the mummification process. Cranial measurements indicate that the man had a medium-large cranial length of 185 mm, a medium-large cranial width of 147 mm, and a large cheek width of 139 mm. The woman had a large cranial length of 182 mm, a medium-large cranial width of 143 mm, and a large cheek width of 135 mm (Kitov, 2023).
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Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you
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the girl who says “country music” has an agenda
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nobody told me the springsteen movie is entirely about him having demo-itis
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The world needs to know how fucking sick the 1981 Oresteia trilogy is
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i got sober at 23 and never had a martini but i’m still sober 10 years later and don’t give a fuck about martinis so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
These 23 year old fitness influencers who “quit drinking” are frauds. Ma’am. You barely even started. You didn’t even give drinking a chance. You didn’t quit. You never started. Stolen valor.
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“Silver Bells”
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
McGee’s, a Lincoln Park fixture since 1987, has closed. blockclubchi.co/4qgtNnG
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I waited for a natural pause to speak and missed my window. Years went by
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had to triple check this wasn’t a poo crave troll lmaoooo
Donald Trump announces ‘Patriot Games,’ an unprecedented four-day athletic event with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”
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Yeah I’m in a noise band and I play the refrigerator and the gun and the bag of screws
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I took the amc stubs survey
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and i GOT THE MOVIE WRONG
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they like and subscribe me, they really like and subscribe me. - sally field
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Another thing everyone was wrong about: ”people are driven by powerful internal drives for money, status, sex, etc”. Nope. People want to watch short form videos and never leave the house.
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wtf is going on
LAPD Chief Detective Alan Hamilton needs warrant before entering Reiners’ house to investigate. No suspect. No homicide claim. No notion of involvement of Reiners’ son Nick: “We’re going to try to speak to every family member we can. We have not identified a suspect at this time.
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movie studio puts out recycled IP movie➡️box office flops ➡️studio says they can’t make money so they only greenlight safe movies ➡️ box office flops ➡️ studio says “nobody wants to go to the movies anymore and it’s not our fault” ➡️ process starts over
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one time on the red line i saw a guy rip a cig, put the butt in his beer can and after a minute or two he drank the beer and spat the butt out hella surprised. chicago is the best city in the world.
This is the real version of Chicago. Nothing awesome about it
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this happened in like 2014 and i’ve never forgotten. again, the best city in the world.
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