Nothing will ever prepare you for the comments
Talk about “fuck you money”
底特律知名夜总会大亨艾伦·马科维茨,在得知结婚多年的妻子背着自己跟认识的熟人出轨并提出离婚后,干出了一件让全美国邻居叹为观止的贴脸报复操作。
离婚办完后,前妻高高兴兴搬进了那位新欢位于密歇根州富人区的湖景独栋别墅里同居。谁知前妻刚住进去没多久,隔壁紧挨着的那栋空置别墅突然挂牌出售,马科维茨二话不说直接掏钱把前妻隔壁这栋房子全款买了下来,成了前妻和情夫一墙之隔的贴身邻居!
搬进新家后,马科维茨专门花 7000 美元找雕塑家定制了一座足有 3.6 米高 的巨型青铜手掌雕像。这只大铜手别的指头全攥着,唯独正中间那根中指高高竖起;
他把这座竖中指大雕像直接立在自家后院二楼的露台边缘,方向分毫不差正好对准隔壁前妻和情夫的主卧大窗户,甚至还在底座装了大功率夜间户外射灯,每天天一黑就通宵把这根大铜指头照得金光闪闪,让前妻只要一拉开窗帘就得跟它大眼瞪小眼。
Bash UTD retweeted
Durante cinco años mi barbero nunca me cobró un corte. Cada vez que sacaba la cartera decía: «La próxima». Ayer le puse 40 euros sobre el mostrador y me negué a recogerlos. Él abrió una libreta, buscó mi nombre y me preguntó...
Bro
This is the saddest stuff I’ve seen today!
Replying to @richtosho @grok
You forgot to add “and you’re a Nigerian”
Because for some reasons, as a Nigerian life’s leading you 78-0
Bash UTD retweeted
My second jewelry drop is now live on my store wearife.com
Do take a minute to check out the pieces, they’re really lovely.
You might like to cop a thing or two🤎✨💚
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P.s next slides are just a tip of the iceberg
Bash UTD retweeted
I left Moonshot by TechCabal more convinced than ever that Africa is building for now and the future.
Over the course of the event, I got to see some of the ideas, products and ambitious solutions founders across the continent are putting forward for problems I did not even think needed solving. Beyond the creativity, the magnitude of the problems they are trying to solve and the scale of what some of these ideas could become was fascinating.
One thing was particularly clear: AI is no longer a conversation reserved for technology companies. It is a central part of almost every industry from financial services and healthcare to commerce, education, agriculture and enterprise operations. The question is no longer if AI is here to stay but how we apply it meaningfully, where it can fill existing gaps, and how we use it to build solutions that work in our own context.
Beyond the sessions, I appreciated the conversations with investors, founders and other people building across the ecosystem. Hearing different perspectives on sectors of interest, investment priorities, technological gaps and the opportunities ahead was genuinely valuable.
Some of the conversations were insightful, some brutally honest like they were targeted at me, but all contributed to a better understanding of the work ahead. The genuine willingness to exchange ideas, share experiences, challenge assumptions and think together about what is possible was particularly encouraging.
Africa has its challenges. We know that. But there is also an incredible amount of talent, ambition and ingenuity here.
And most importantly, the infrastructure, network, capital, tools and support systems needed to help the next generation of African companies succeed are also being built.
There is a lot of work ahead, but Africa is not sitting around waiting for the future. We are building it.
I’ll be at Moonshot 🚀
Looking forward to meeting founders, startup operators, builders, investors, and interesting people working on ambitious ideas across Africa.
Always keen to exchange ideas, explore collaborations, and meet people building things worth paying attention to.
If you’ll be there too, drop a comment or send me a DM let’s connect🤝
Greatest Portuguese!
We can hate, we can throw shades but we can never undermine what he’s done for Portuguese footy
Wished it ended on a better note but don’t undermine shit
Have a happy retirement CR7❤️
Lammens couldn’t save any of this!!
How did Raya keep that out? 😮
Some elite goalkeeping to cleanse your timeline ✨
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I say this,without mincing words that @Pheelz is top 3 greatest Nigerian producers!


































