20,000+ midichlorians #aloeadventures

my grandmas basement
Joined August 2010
i’ll jump out my sleep and eat a rice crispy then go back to bed i never gave af
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la manzanilla viendo todo lo que tiene que calmar en mi sistema nervioso
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Make sure your enemies never trace your moves. Keep this, it will be of help💯📌
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They be crying wow my rent is $6500 for a room..nobody told ya dumb ass to live in Central Park west..take ya ass to far rockaway and shut up
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Why are they selling canned corn beef for $9?? You can’t even have a Jamaican delicacy no more for the low
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Seeing well dressed people on public transportation is the sign of a real city
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Nikolay Nikanorovich Dubovskoy - "Became Silence" (1890)
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When I say “yes” you need to hear it like the woman in the back of that Omarion dancing video
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Y’all ain’t tired of repeating the same shit over and over to people that’s not leaving the country?
Walking out during the national anthem is disgraceful. If you hate this country so much, you’re free to leave.
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25 years ago, the late Angie Stone released her sophomore album, Mahogany Soul. 🤎 Featuring timeless records like “Wish I Didn't Miss You,” “Brotha” and “More Than a Woman,” the album remains a beautiful reflection of her soulful vocals, heartfelt storytelling and undeniable contributions to neo-soul.
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This is def a "rob peter to pay paul" economy !!
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Replying to @iamwaveyk
most of the guys that CONFIDENTLY said this (and actually did it) was drug dealers and Michael Jackson. 😩 but it definitely was a thing. 😩 #ElderlyMemories 😂
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I remember back in the day when dudes used to tell girls “come spend the day with me” and if the girl said she couldn’t she had to go to work, the dude would be like “how much would u make today?” And pay u to take off 😂😂😂😂😩 that’s how old i am 😂😂😂😂
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DJ Clue x Jay-Z - Freestyle
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Ilhan Omar has been a United States citizen for longer than Melania Trump and Elon Musk.
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Doctor: u need to eat 3x a day Me: Write me a prescription for FOODSTAMPS then 😒😭
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salt n vinegar chips 😭
What’s a messy bitch favorite food ?
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my problem is once u peak my interest I kinda gotta see it through lol
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If you aren’t sociable in the workplace they take you out back and shoot you
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