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Joined March 2011
never had the desire to become a parent and yet here i am… a reluctant parent… OF AN PARENT THAT DOES NOT LISTEN. plot twist: she’s Jamaican. please help.
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well… we know Kelli doesn’t spend money on undergarments or fittings. just a mess. #RHOA
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there’s not enough “ticker-tape” (aka confetti) at this parade and i don’t like it. WE LOSING RECIPES!!! #Knicks #KnicksParade #NYC
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Retweet this to demand that James Dolan open Radio City Music Hall for another Knicks watch party. Or just post it on your own. Make yourselves heard. If MSG is closed for a concert, then we deserve somewhere else to celebrate this moment the right way.
Knicks watch party at Radio City is nuts. Best $10 I ever spent.
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SUCK MY FUCKIN DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Give him all the awards. This was so powerful and real.
Ending on Ali’s relapse instead of a clean catharsis is the bravest thing the finale does. No redemption bow, just the disease continuing #euphoria
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Colman Domingo at the Emmys: #Euphoria @euphoriaHBO
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nah… Rue’s feet gotta feel worse than Jordan’s did in his last game at MSG. #Euphoria #HBO
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ummm i need to know where i can get this shirt. #RHOA
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.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep
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Porsha???? ROBERT KELLY??? WTF??? #RHOA
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these fucking outfits… #RHOA
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this episode is sooooo Tarantino coded. #Euphoria
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this whole NYC train discourse keeps mentioning millionaires taking the train without complaint, but usually they are never going outside of Manhattan. their commute is almost always short and sweet. #NYC
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Next time you wanna complain about not getting a lot of likes. Imagine 36 ppl trying finger fuck you in your asshole.
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man this the best elevator scene/footage since Solange put hands on her brother in law!!! #WillTrent
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omg why is HBO like this? but ima keep watching tho… #DTFStLouis
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Gotta watch Sinners before i watch the Oscars so I can set the tone for the evening
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currently looking at flight prices from NYC to Barbados for Cropover this year and… #Barbados #CropOver
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