she/her 🌈 scouse, sober, queer, female comedian & writer

Liverpool, England
Joined May 2011
Come to my work in progresses! Thanks to all the promoters for having me. For any of the ones you need tickets for, the links are in my linktree in my bio. If there’s no link, it’s show up & pay what you want/free! *This is my official audition for sensodyne please & thank you.
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extremely kind of Dolly to die on a tuesday so all the drag queens have time to prepare their numbers for this weekend
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All cats go to Iceland
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If this doesn’t apply to you, please pass it to someone who may be interested in making serious changes. Now might be your/their time?
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“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet weird
Happy Anniversary to our lovely Second Lady. 12 years and almost 4 kids later, and we're still going strong. Love you Usha!
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no tampons or pads but crisps and chocoalte. #ok
🚨 NEW: The Government has published the list of 125 “everyday essentials” that will see lower prices due to planned tariff cuts Aubergines Avocados Baked beans Bananas (fresh and dried) Biscuits Boiled sweets Bread Buckwheat Candied fruit Chewing gum Chocolate (bulk and retail) Chocolate bars Chocolate drink preparations Chocolate spreads Chocolate with fruit, nuts or cereal Citrus fruits (various) Cocoa paste Cocoa powder Couscous Crispbread Crisps Dried apples Dried apricots Dried figs Dried papaya Dried peaches/nectarines Dried pears Fonio Fresh figs Frozen fruits Garlic Gherkins Gingerbread Green tea Jams and marmalades Limes Liquorice products Margarine Marzipan and pastes Mixed dried fruit Mixed fats and oils Mixed fruit and nuts Mixed nuts Mixed preserved fruit and nuts Non-alcoholic beverages Olive oil (extra virgin) Olive oil (other) Olive oil (virgin) Olives (for oil production) Olives (fresh/chilled) Olives (frozen) Other fresh fruits Other peppers (capsicum/pimenta) Pickled peppers Pizzas and quiches Plant-based drinks Plantains (fresh and dried) Prepared vegetables Preserved beans Preserved citrus fruits Preserved tropical fruit Preserved vegetables Processed potatoes Quinoa Rusks Soups and broths Sugar confectionery Sugar tablets Sweet peppers Throat pastilles Toasted bread products Toffees and caramels Tomato ketchup Tomato sauces Vegetable oils Waffles and wafers
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Ayyyyyyy so excited for this!
Replying to @GleeClubBham
📆 Friday: @fatihaelghorri: Cockney Stacking Doll, with support from @thealexstringer (SOLD OUT) Missed out on tickets? Fatiha returns on Thu 19th Nov 👉 bit.ly/FatihaElGhorriBham
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why’s he giving uk celeb guest starring in a panto in a random place like basingstoke or something
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Femmes & Thems, a night celebrating female and non-binary talent, celebrates its 3rd birthday on Sunday 8th March (International Women's Day) at Manchester's Frog & Bucket. frogandbucket.ticketsolve.co…
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Met a lad from Palestine. He’s been in Liverpool for a few days.He knows nobody and has nothing. We’ve given him food/clothes and invited him to play footy with @DJKHouse1. I’m taking him to EFC game on Tuesday. If you can donate, please do so here: paypal.me/DJKHouse
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Nearly 4 years ago we welcomed into our home a family of 5 Ukrainian refugees - they’re still with us and very proud to say that the oldest child has just been offered a place at Oxford University
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103 months since 72 lives were taken at Grenfell. This week the banners will move down the Tower for the final time before it disappears from the skyline, well before anyone might be held accountable. Please keep Grenfell in your hearts,your minds,and your conversations💚
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Harriet finally found out Rachel was a traitor, and her reaction delivered 😭😭😭 #TheTraitors #Uncloaked
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Is he battling Jake Paul or Ru Paul?
pauseeee😭😭😭
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***An announcement that isn’t an announcement but we’ll announce it anyway*** A new collection of short stories. Coming soon. Boomerang Process.
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Did you see they found a dentist chair on Epstein’s island? I think he heard the children he was abusing talking about flossing and got the wrong end of the stick.
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Putting a little appeal out there for winter clothing - coats, jackets, gloves, training gear, hats, etc. We’ll be using the bikes, walking, playing footy and training throughout the colder months. Any contributions will be appreciated. We could collect. Nice one.
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Any part time work going in Liverpool, for a switched on 18 year old student? Message me if there is, please.
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Saw some lad who’s a few weeks sober, giving out ‘recovery coaching’ online. Please beware of this kind of stuff. Particularly groups that are ‘personality-led’ that charge you a fee for support you can get elsewhere for free. I think he means well really, just misguided.
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