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Less Berghaus. More Bauhaus.
Joined July 2014
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My new collection of short stories, Boomerang Process, is out now. DM me if you want a copy. I’ll get it posted out the following day.
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Mathieu Kassovitz dans le cortège lycéen vers Nation à Paris. #17octobre
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Fuck Les mavers and the farm fuck of la the stone roses rule
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Um Heap, Big Garys.
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Read this in one sitting. It’s brilliant in every way.
Buy a copy of my short story collection, Boomerang Process. The reviews are in! DM me to order.
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Buy a copy of my short story collection, Boomerang Process. The reviews are in! DM me to order.
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Fair
bloke at the station has asked a train guard if it is okay to smoke on the platform and has been told “do what you like mate I’m not arsed” we still live in a proper country
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Fair.
Bryan Robson on his clash with Peter Shilton, after England’s exit at Euro ‘88…
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Why does Roy Keane, the most opinionated man in the history of Irish football, have nothing to say about Ireland's opportunity to lead a sporting boycott of a country committing genocide?
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Went to see 'Algorithm Party' at Chester Storyhouse. youtu.be/5iJDZpGXmmk?si=IHFa… Really good. Recommend you badger your local cinema to try and get it shown. Roy @badwool9 is as good a performer as he is a writer. Keep your eyes peeled for future screenings.
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Cancelled already.
BREAKING: Tyson Fury will face Anthony Joshua on December 11 at Cardiff's Principality Stadium 🚨
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This Thursday.
This Thursday 24 Sept at the Chester Storyhouse film with Q & A Algorithm Party by @badwool9 is the full-length feature film featuring the spoken word artist ‘Roy’ (PJ Smith) adapted from his debut publication of the same name (published by Rough Trade). storyhouse.com/whats-on/algo…
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🚨 Anthony Gordon: "I feel like I have a soul much bigger than my age, as if I belong to the past. I feel like I belong to another era." "I think my personality suits the 90s more. Now everyone is obsessed with social media, everything has become materialistic, and romance is almost nonexistent."
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Might just stay home and read @badwool9's new book instead. – at Oldham, England
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Goodnight everyone.
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For the record, this gobshite is a vile rude disgusting prick and represents nothing about scousers.
THE QUEEN OF SCOTTY ROAD HAS ENTERED THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE 😭 #BBUK
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Roy retweeted
I know 2 5ft women bartenders who have been swung at by him Horrible gobshite
THE QUEEN OF SCOTTY ROAD HAS ENTERED THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE 😭 #BBUK
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Kiku Sundays
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