@the_zython

He/Him. Cyber Security professional, Jewish, Texan, and typical nerdy crap. Any resemblances to other Zythons living or dead is entirely coincidental

Joined January 2022
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kev joon@never_oppressedMar 7
Apocalyptic scenes from Tehran tonight. I’ve never seen something like this.
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These kinds of takes don't make a lot of sense until you realize that the only way narcissistic dipshits like this can socialize is if other people are forced to be in their proximity.
wanye
@xwanyexOct 18
Very obviously true. I’m sorry, but you do actually have to go out into the world. We are social creatures. You can’t just stay home all the time, even if that seems like it’s what you want to do.
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Imagine accusing someone of personally murdering 20 thousand kids because you made fun of their slop avatar.
john
@AfterTheResetOct 15
Replying to @the_zython @BabylonFan32
Wouldn't expect a Jewish person with the blood of 20k+ children on their hands to know what shame is lmao
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Nothing in the Bible forbids abortion or divorce the way it forbids murder. You would know this if you practiced literally any other religion.
🇮🇴WilliamTheBonqueror@BillTheKid1603Oct 10
Has the so called Pope condemned the GOP for not using it's control of 3 chambers to ban abortion and no fault divorce or does the Vatican only exist to to be an arm of the Democratic party
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“How dare you support the Ft. Hood execution, which I support, with Jim Crow, which I also support.”
Corey Walker 🇺🇸
@CoreyWritingOct 10
Jamelle Bouie is comparing the Fort Hood terrorist to black people murdered during the Jim Crow regime.
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When women are having sex WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION! 😱😱😱
Tyler Austin Harper@Tyler_A_HarperOct 8
Setting aside whether universities should be in the business of providing this kind of advice, the real question is why therapeutic bureaucracies are now somehow responsible for attending to every last private corner of student life, right down to the “bondage and fetish gear.”
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AES: I don’t support genocide in Gaza. Black gentiles: This is offensive to black people for some reason.
Booker G. Washington@BookerGWashOct 8
I hope Black voters in Michigan show out in full force and leave just that US senate race blank.
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.🤎🧸@Humera69391816Oct 1
Biggest ick is seeing men cook Like yes cook its a basic life skill but I dont want to see that around me ever‼️
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“Dumb Nazis think they’re Zionists. Lawl.” youtu.be/k95DSQbQmJY

You're missing the point

One of the best lines ever delivered by super buu.

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Man at C&A@BeardedBrownMa1Sep 30
Well. A whole lot of fuckwitted contradictions going on here. Where does one even start ☹️
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When you hate Game Grumps after Jon left for reasons you absolutely refuse to elucidate on.
Masked Pirate🏴‍☠️🔥👻 Geist
@Kamen_PirateOct 1
You're blackpilling, You're blackpilling while the Internet Historian and Jontron are launching Game Grumps 2?!
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I keep telling people that the best way to keep car juice prices down is to lower the demand for cars, and therefore car juice. They won’t listen
Derek Harper@dnharperSep 30
As long as the built environment in America requires cars to exist, Car Juice Prices are going to be what gets people elected, and these elected will do as many invasions as necessary to keep prices down.
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Do I think Michael Tracey is a rapist? No. But he clearly lives vicariously through rapists, which is WAY more pathetic.
Michael Tracey
@mtraceySep 29
If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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Le Pen has stated that she has no interest in fighting Russia and wants France to leave the EU. Where the hell are you getting your news?
𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀
@chillariclintonSep 28
melenchon is worse than le pen on ukraine, and he would nuke the entire EU economy by essentially defaulting on france’s debt at a time when russia’s potentially looking to invade. electing melenchon is tantamount to continental suicide, so yeah, i would choose the lesser evil
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Scratch a liberal…
The Notorious S.E.B.@bigseb31213Sep 28
Replying to @clusterbitch_
Unfortunately remarkable that le pen who is at least fascist adjacent is genuinely the better of the two
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“But leftists don’t…” Jews. He means Jews.
Kirk Rollins
@nicoraytruthSep 26
Provo, Utah. I will never understand how Mormons can allow leftists to ruin such a beautiful state.
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That's... Probably what actually happened.
David Lo Pun-ch Nazis@helpmeskeletorSep 25
‘Cho Chang’ is a name that sounds like some poor editor had to wrestle Rowling away from calling her ‘Ching Chong’.
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So KFC goes through about 850 million chickens a year. About 65% or chicken by weight is edible meat. At about 6lbs per chicken (heavier genetically modified), that’s 3.3 billion pounds of meat.
Black
@LilithBlack25Sep 22
It couldn't be more clearer they're feeding you human meat
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video is a real KFC UK ad by Mother London for the Dirty Louisiana chicken burger. It references the Ortolan bird-eating tradition (napkins over heads) to show the saucy burger as "so indulgent it's indecent." creativebrief.com/agency/mother-… decisionmarketing.co.uk/news/new-kfc-a… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ortolan_b…
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A human has 75-88 lbs of edible meat on average. So let’s say 80. 3.3b/80 =41 million humans. This would require 2/3 of all human deaths in the world to go into KFC alone. Thats seems…unlikely.
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Wait, we can just DO that? Maybe we should sue them for their anti-trans bias?
The Hollywood Reporter
@THRSep 23
New York Times Sued by Shareholders Over Anti-Israel Bias hollywoodreporter.com/busine…

New York Times Sued by Shareholders Over Anti-Israel Bias

The Florida Retirement System Trust Fund demands documents related to how the publication handles coverage of the Israel-Hamas war.

hollywoodreporter.com
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“Safe horny” is just code for people who are sexually attracted to adults.
Secret Zeri@XhoggelitoSep 24
One of my more chuddy beliefs is that I do think "safe horny" is a real social phenomenon online and it's kinda cringe.
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Also the best horror director to be walking in broad daylight with a gallon of PCP in a milk jug.
Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerSep 23
After Resident Evil, it’s time we admit that Zach Cregger is this generation’s best horror director who once played Abraham Lincoln in a sketch that involved the phrase “don’t break my butt”
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