@the_hellacious

When Michael gets so drunk he cant tell the Asian waitresses apart and he marks one with a sharpie, I feel the cringe across the interstellar void. #office

 Long Beach, CA
Joined April 2017
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Happy Halloween 👓 🐦
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The life cycle of a strawberry 🍓
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Yeah, I'm a bad writer... Wait. Person! That's what I meant. I meant, I'm a bad person.
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I have no friends and no talent. Going to work!!!
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#jackask what's your most memorable orgasm?
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Wait... Whom's'tve'd is on first base?
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If you solve a fidget spinner, it turns into a romper.
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Wage Gap, Wealth Gap, Thigh Gaps and The Gap: What a Time to Be a Chasm.
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Sick burn
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It's two thousand goddamn seventeen and we still don't have a Shuffle option or Episode/Movie Playlists on @netflix. #notsoscifi
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god damn these people get triggered so easily
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@JordanUhl11 Feb 2020
Your candidate could never
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@jacksfilms20 Jul 2017
When your shitposting gets you invited to the world premiere
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