When Michael gets so drunk he cant tell the Asian waitresses apart and he marks one with a sharpie, I feel the cringe across the interstellar void. #office

Long Beach, CA
Joined April 2017
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@YouNetflix Seasons 1-3 summary joe will joe 🤷
I've just been watching MODOK.
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I just ate food popped and made milk! My human body is amazingg 😍
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I used to think on a certain level, like you had to be there!
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This may sound strange, but I think I would watch more WWE divas if they talked about their feelings more
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Is it me or do Charli exeyek make a lot of music about being with guys and being a girl and cars or driving?!
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The racist says, "I guess that Words don't mean anything any more, you know?' The receptive prospective lover says, "What?"
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Hey so how many times could I pull the trigger until I can't any more asking for a friend
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Like, please be bombs so i don't have to go to work today
Do you ever hear a bunch of noise outside your window and just WISH it was something cataclysmic instead of the trash collectors
Do you ever hear a bunch of noise outside your window and just WISH it was something cataclysmic instead of the trash collectors
📷 “They shout their message of no message across the ages. ‘I am not meant to be understood.’ If only we knew.” -an article i read one time Idk it went something like that (at Long Beach, California)... tmblr.co/ZwY46ecQjhTEiq00
"They shout their message of no message across the ages. 'I am not meant to be understood.' If only we knew." -an article i read one time Idk it went something like that @ Long Beach, California instagram.com/p/ChBOS0yp2X7/…
📷 #7yearstrong I was 17, just out high school in 2015. My brother @ilovemydog562 said, “hey want a job at Panera?” And i said, “yeah sure.” That July, I got my first job. Now I’m 24. I literally started washing dishes and now I’m a team... tmblr.co/ZwY46ecGMNjeOW00
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📷 #GAPTOOTH. [Excerpt from Part II. Feinding Emo] Do you remembery when I read to you that scene from Godot? “Let us not waste our time in idle discourse.” And you said, “What does that even mean?” And I said, “I don’t know, but it sounds... tmblr.co/ZwY46ecG3cYbCe00
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📷 #GAPTOOTH [Excerpt from Part I. Break-Neck Back Pain] Grimace with a gap-tooth, sweetly and foolishly. No reason to be self-conscious, because you pull it off. You smile with a gaptooth. You look so beautiful and stupid, I explode into... tmblr.co/ZwY46ecEQ-HByi00
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