@thatAndrewC

Hat model. Exotic Bovril taster. Writer. @MiseryHunters and @StMirrenTV contributor. (He/him).

 Glasgow, Scotland.
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Joined October 2011
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Misery Hunters@MiseryHuntersJul 30
With the new Scottish Premiership season just days away, @thatAndrewC is back to run the rule over this year's kit hits and misses. The 2026/27 Scottish Premiership Shirts, Ranked, and free to read over on Patreon, now. patreon.com/miseryhunters/po…
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Started working in a pub in one of the "top 5 coolest places to live in the world" and, let me tell you, I should be getting footballers wages.
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Thing is, Hearts are actually a much better team than they were last season. And Celtic haven't recruited all that well at all. They didn't get beat 7-1 today because of football, they got beat because, when it comes down to it, they have the hearts and minds of losers. Funny.
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Sheer amount aside, the types of goals we're shipping right now is so concerning. A couple good halves mean nothing with how easy we are to play against this season. Things need to change fast, and looking around I'm not sure who you point at to lead that change. Feels bad brev.
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Looks like I picked a good time to start working Saturdays/sniffing glue.
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Slip Maker@SlipMakerOct 17
Coin flip of the century. My message to the writer’s room:
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 16
Nicolas Cage and Antonio Banderas will be the leads of ‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ Season 5. Filming begins next year.
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Westside Gunn coming to Glasgow fucking yass
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We were drinking in the Roseburn before the St Mirren game last week and it honestly felt like being on the set of your favourite film.
Eli@ElMengemOct 15
On Sunday, Hearts play Celtic for the first time since *that* final day fixture. @COPA90 & I were there for every second of it, where what we captured resulted in one of the most powerful documentaries we’ve ever made. Once In A Lifetime: Hearts, out tomorrow on YouTube.
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Get fucked
UK Rap Daily
@UKRapDailyOct 15
SLOWTHAI NEW SNIPPET 🚨
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Barack Obama is a war criminal and the traffic cone patter is shite but I hope yous all had a nice night anyway 👍
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Workshopping Halloween costume ideas.
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Andrew Christie retweeted
FGHQ | Mall@mallrunner1Oct 14
This verse alone introduced the world to Busta Rhymes
NFR Podcast
@nfr_podcastOct 11
Name a song where the featured artist completely stole the show
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Gerry Braiden@BraidenGBOct 11
If ever there was an image that said "wrap this shit up", this is it.
Scottish Banter
@1scottishbanterOct 10
Just a day after being unveiled, Nelson Mandela’s statue now has the Glasgow seal of approval. 💙
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Uaub C@UaubC_Oct 10
Going to smash pints of tennents into my face until I forget that I heard our manager say he had to prepare players for the noise of tynecastle as 7-8 of them haven’t played there before
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Was always going to be goals in the game today. We knew that. Really concerning though the lack of plan or even fight we showed after going behind. Been watching St Mirren long enough to accept we'll get doings from time to time, but I refuse to accept them happening like that.
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That's the most embarrassed I've been watching St Mirren in a long time. A right laugh.
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The good guys are bad, guys.
Andrew Christie@thatAndrewCOct 10
Up the good guys!
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Up the good guys!
St Mirren FC
@saintmirrenfcOct 10
🆕 Your St Mirren starting lineup for today's William Hill Premiership match away to Hearts. COYS ⚫️⚪️⚫️
St Mirren: Chapman, Ramsay, Gogic (c), Fieldson, John, Nsio, Carr, Taylor, Mochrie, Kabia, Agrafiotis Subs: Tamosevicius, Fraser, Jackson, McEvoy, Donnelly, Thomas, Ramos, Phillips, Sule

ALT St Mirren: Chapman, Ramsay, Gogic (c), Fieldson, John, Nsio, Carr, Taylor, Mochrie, Kabia, Agrafiotis Subs: Tamosevicius, Fraser, Jackson, McEvoy, Donnelly, Thomas, Ramos, Phillips, Sule

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Conal Tracey@ConalGTraceyOct 5
In a squad of 23 players: - 19 came through youth squads in Scotland. - 16 have played in the Scottish top flight. - 13 are currently playing in the top leagues in England, Spain and Italy. I'm sorry that I'm not outraged that Tony Ralston isn't starting for Scotland anymore...
talkSPORT
@talkSPORTOct 5
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 "Is that damning for the SPL?" 🤦‍♂️ "The financial gap has never been greater!" Ally McCoist dumbfounded by shocking stat from Scotland's 2-0 win against North Macedonia

Ally McCoist dumbfounded by shocking stat from Scotland's win

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Wrote about Jose Quitongo a lot on substack.com/@robbieherbison… Shameless again x
St Mirren FC
@saintmirrenfcOct 3
Jose Quitongo at the double again for Saints but it's defeat in our second game. We return tomorrow when we face Celtic.
FULL-TIME: St Mirren 2-3 Kilmarnock

ALT FULL-TIME: St Mirren 2-3 Kilmarnock

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The Limmy "how do I get there?" sketch but "there" = that brief period in the 2000s when we were all shaving Nike ticks into our heads.
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