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Joined September 2023
hey @ItzParkerJacobs what did you mean by this
this guy dmed me this meanwhile he’s posting himself getting railed by black dick
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it’s been a while since i’ve tweeted here
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i might watch dan da dan since i’ve had multiple people with normally good taste recommend it.
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Hearing we’ll be getting more clarity on the Doc situation today. Who the fk knows but let’s hope for the best.
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i’ve been told recently that the condoms i usually buy β€œaren’t that good” so i’m going to test that theory out
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i did a little online calculator thingy and i bought what it recommended
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ralph πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
β€œi’m not gay, but $20 is $20” dudes when i give them $500
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ralph πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
These two walk into your elevator What’s your opener?
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i think i did a fucky wucky while doing tricep extensions because there’s slight bruising where my arm connects to my shoulder and my arm had a pump to the point that it was a teensy bit painful i don’t think it’s a tear of my long head of my tricep but i deffo did something
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because i’ve torn the short head of my bicep before and if i did the same here there would be SIGNIFICANT more purpling around the area
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my form wasn’t even wrong whatsoever, i genuinely think it was a freak accident after already hammering my triceps doing heavy singles on bench
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ralph πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
#DETRANS hey if you don’t want to see this transphobic ad, just click the three little dots, press the button that pops up, then refresh and it will disappear
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these porn bots are out of control man @elonmusk fix this you lumpy bitch
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*wiggles my fingers* don’t mind if i do!
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i’m still fucking mad they got rid of β€œrebel heart” for johnny gargano that entrance was a fucking banger
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if you feel like you need to strike your children to get them to listen to you, you are emotionally unfit to be a parent
what opinion about PARENTING will have you like this?
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oh they’re cooking the fuck out of me on main i’m gonna hide here in my little mouse hole til they get tired
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