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Joined August 2011
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Britain: *slow ongoing collapse* 178 post colonial nations:
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Joseph Attard@josephattard02Oct 18
If you seriously believe that events in France are a result of *immigration* you are actually human cattle and will believe literally anything.
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ForFactsSake@MysticMuse1o1Oct 19
Replying to @adamemedia
The EVIL Paedo Caruso didn't pee in his grandson's mouth, he ejaculated. A 5 yr old doesn't have the language/knowledge of male orgasm. Many young victims of forced oral SA call it pee. This heinous monster lured his grandson & orally r*ped him.
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@adamemediaOct 19
The man standing next to Randy Fine and Ron DeSantis, in Israel, is Mike Caruso, currently on trial for forcing his penis into his 3 year old grandson’s mouth and peeing in it. Randy Fine’s political committee donated to him.
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Replying to @EliasofNE
It's literally the logically, economically , and morally correct position. Every right winger and I mean every one of them is purely motivated by spite. They don't want to see our economy grow, our lives get better, or build a better future it is only about hurting people.
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Being rightwing means believing that there is some kind of natural hierarchy, and honor in knowing one's place in it. It encourages servility up the hierarchy and cruelty down the hierarchy. Being servile and cruel is loser shit. Surely most young men don't want to be losers.
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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y@he4rtgoIdOct 19
Albania is about to have the first successful revolution in like 40 years and it’s not in the news because there’s no Africans or Arabs to blame
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In America the president threatens you with healthcare
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@essenviewsOct 18
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Anthony Pesec@anthonypesecOct 19
Challenge accepted
Retard Finder
@IfindRetardsOct 18
I challenge anyone to find a more retarded duo.
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Last election, maga got everything they wanted. Trump as president, a Congress devoted to trump, and a Supreme Court to back him. And with all that, they're still the most unhappy people in the country. I believe that their addiction to hate can never be satisfied. Ever.
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claire groupchat@dykeswaggotOct 19
in toronto you pay taxes so that the provincial government can spend it to remove a bike lane that you use in your neighborhood
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GPC@GPC_GloballOct 18
🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Lieu: "The full Epstein files show that Trump raped children."
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Mohamad Safa
@mhdksafaOct 18
Elon Musk says Italians should stay in Italy and the Japanese in Japan. Then why is this South African in America?
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Sarrah Bellus
@sarrah_bellusOct 18
Wow. Albanians just set fire to the Supreme Court after it allowed Jared Kushner to buy land in the country against the their will.
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BREAKING: President Trump is calling for New Mexico to be renamed New America, effective immediately.
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Sam Richards@MinneapoliSamOct 18
Every single Republican president in my life has started a war in the Middle East and crashed the economy. Why is ANYONE rightwing, I genuinely don't understand.
Elias🌲@EliasofNEOct 15
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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He says the name just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a personal jet or the Saudis for funding for his son-in-law’s private equity firm. Wonder what’s changed?
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 16
Trump on El-Sayed: "His name is actually Abduladadalalalala. It's Adulbabababababa Mohammed Al-Sayed. So his middle name is Mohammed. So I was right. He's a jihadist."
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Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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🚨NEW: Dr. Abdul El-Sayed on Trump mocking his middle name Mohamed and calling him a jihadist: “He says it just fine when he’s begging the Qataris for a private jet or the Saudis for money for his son-in-law’s firm.”
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Ok can we talk about how insane it is that in multiple cases of school shooters, the shooter very clearly had issues but their parents were like “I’m going to buy them a gun :)”
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One Punch Man@Narv_Got_SoleOct 17
School shooter kills special needs children and doesn’t even make a blip on the news, America is beyond cooked
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