Not realy a parody account, but I have a focused sarcasm build.

Joined May 2025
Intel CORE ULTRA 9 4950K. for Z990 boards single thread score near 1000 multi thread score near 20000 28 cores 8P&20E #intel #lga1954 #techleaks
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Update: Single-cluster E-core cutdowns will retain the L3 cache configuration of the non-cutdown variant. For example: 8+12+4 will have 36MB, alike 8+16+4 4+4+4 will have 18MB, alike 4+8+4 Lower SKUs are unaffected: 6+12+4 is still 30MB This applies to Nova Lake -HX as well
Non-bLLC 8+16 36MB 8+12 33MB 6+12 27MB 4+8 18MB 4+4 15MB 4+0 12MB 2+0 6MB Unless there is an agnostic L3 cutdown on the SKU-level I’m unaware of.
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"in full production" 😎
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Something we've been working on...
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Panther Lake is so good that I just dropped having a separate desktop machine. Everything is just running off the Dell XPS 14". It's a real joy to see Intel get back in the game with such a compelling chip! Omarchy runs like a dream on it.
Is there a non dogshit laptop that has the same perf to power usage out there as the macbooks which I can run linux on? Doesn't have to be same exact perf just good. Like M1 or M2 equivalent. Surely there is something out there? I'm sick of macos its pissing me off
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Replying to @yacineMTB
Panther Lake has single-core performance like an M3, multi-core performance like an M5, and a fantastic iGPU too. All the while being incredibly power efficient. Huge leap forward for x86 and thus Linux. I've been using it in the @dell XPS 14 for a while now. So good.
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Replying to @326powah
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It appears @Microsoft is actively suspending developer accounts with no warning or reason of various security tools like VeraCrypt, WireGuard and also Windscribe. We've had this VERIFIED account for 8+ years to sign our drivers. We've been trying to resolve this for over a month, and getting nowhere. Support is non-existent. Anyone know a human with a brain that still works at Microsoft and can help?
Microsoft suspended the developer account for WireGuard (and also VeraCrypt). Why? Literally nobody knows. Presumably it's because Microsoft hates everyone and wants us all to suffer.
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FFmpeg is moving to Rust 🦀 Our use of C and Assembly in FFmpeg has been an unacceptable violation of safety. FFmpeg will be running 10x slower - but we're doing it for your safety. All your videos will appear green - safety first, working software later.
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BS. PTL shortage is mainly due to very strong demand and severe lack of 18A capacity. Intel under genius Lip-Bu stopped funding foundry expansion plans which looked like a great idea at that time. But it now looks stupid as f*ck. Intel did say more capacity will come online in Q2 which should increases supply and ease the pressure a bit. Has nothing to do with yield or anything else. Current 18A yield should be on par with N2 easily.
PC OEMs are complaining about Intel Pantherlake supply issues. While Intel claims it is prioritizing servers hence PC chips are deprioritized, PTL is the only product on 18A. PTL shortage is probably driven by low yields. AMD will gain share. Source: PC OEMs.
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xitter.cf/theredpix/status/20281… >Gets into antiUE5 meltdown >Says download my versions and check for yourself >Everything he says is complete bs >Uploads comparisons to showcase >Blocks The anti UE5 larpers are the worst, and I am pissed that I am associated with these ppl as a SWDev
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First 2 Microprocessor codes of Nova Lake! 99D6DH & 99D6DF (First Panther Lake that i saw was 99CTX6 2024 december)
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Nova Lake 18A 8+16 Die 14.8 mm x 6.6 mm 8+16 DS:14.8 mm x 10.4 mm (Cache) weibo.com/3219724922/QrCwKvP…
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The processor can boot through only LP-Ecores, or both LP-E-cores and E-cores with P-cores disabled. All P-cores can be disabled, leaving only E-cores, and entire compute dies can be disabled. Cores can only be disabled per-cluster, as both P-cores and E-cores are now clustered.
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NVL-S, preliminary (TJMax value). TJMax cannot be offset and thermal throttling cannot be disabled. The thermal sensor can report from -64C to 100C (TJMax) if Negative Temperature Reporting is enabled.
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Intel 900 Series Chipset Specifications.
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Intel's Biggest Generational Leap in Laptops in Over a Decade: NVL-H Recent Panther Lake leaks strongly indicate good performance, excellent efficiency, excellent GPU & NPU, good pricing, etc. It's safe to say Panther Lake laptops are definitely a lot better than *both* Arrow Lake & Lunar Lake laptops. While people are talking about Panther Lake laptops and even future Nova Lake desktop parts, no one seems to be talking about Nova Lake laptop CPUs. I think Nova Lake is going to the biggest generational leap for Intel in laptops in over a decade!!! Their Zen moment. Or Sandy Bridge moment. (Or whatever you like) From 2021, since the launch of Alder Lake (ADL-H), Intel laptop CPU performance has been incremental at best (with some regressions too). There has been no *significant* jump in Laptop CPU performance over the years. But for the first time in many years, I think Intel is set to break the trend with Nova Lake Laptop CPUs. A huge jump in performance which leapfrogs *all* AMD laptop CPUs and significantly closes the gap with Apple Silicon. If you think PTL is a threat to AMD Laptops, then Nova Lake laptops will finish the game for good. Intel x86 laptop market share as of now is around ~80% (Nov 2025). PTL & NVL-H will increase it further. A laptop with Nova Lake CPU and RTX 50/60 series dGPU will be totally badass!!!
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