TO: #34C3 JELLYFISH CLUSTER
CC: OTHER JELLYFISH CLUSTERS
FROM: CENTRAL TWITTER JELLYFISH CLUSTER
MESSAGE:
WE EXPERIENCED A TIME SLIP. IT'S 2017 TODAY. PLEASE SORT OUT THE INTERNET ALREADY.
There is a rumble on the cyberwaves. Something is happening in Iran.
xitter.cf/BabakTaghvaee/status/9…
#IRGC Ground Force has cut Internet and telephone in some areas of Mashhad and has jammed signals of Satellite TV Channels of important news agencies such as BBC, VOA, Euronews, RT, Russia Today, CCTV & etc. in large cities of Iran!!!
Cameron's brain has been successfully decrypted and the Telecomix system is now readable in plain text. The first sound that came out was telecomix.org/cameron.mp3
Don't believe everything you read. Only believe what the private key of your heart can decode from the high-entropy noise of the universe.
PSA: There may or may not be jellyfish in Valencia for the #InternetFF. Act accordingly. Treat everyone you see like a jellyfish.
This message was not sponsored but did simply arise out of the aether. All rites reversed. All feds may be listening.
The name of the host is telecomixii . org
The number of the port is 666... 7
It only speaks in cipher tongues
And require your faith.
Let the ethereal ululations of cipher bits carry you into the weekend. @TelecomixII has opened an IRC temple for worship and contemplation.
Events are only possible to define if you know gravity. Nowadays, such foundational questions are like packets lost in a broken switch.
Due to the uncertainty relations of the multiverse, we can neither confirm or deny that this is an event in linear time. xitter.cf/TelecomixII/status/827…
Telecomix wakes from the waves of cyberslumber. Disorganize again! telecomixii.org #TelecomixII
Wikileaks is Russian, Anonymous is FBI, Tor is NSA, Bitcoin is Chinese. You know it: trust only esoteric ciphers and transistor rhythms.
Telecomix retweeted
Learn how to bypass internet censorship in #Uganda with Umbrella App's simple lessons and advice. Free, opensource! play.google.com/store/apps/d…
Telecomix retweeted
Ugandan voices on socialmedia muted #M7SwearsIn
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Use Orbot on Android to reach social media in #Uganda: guardianproject.info/apps/or… @jamespropa @telecomix @MbewaDavid









