_edenedwards_ & turtlefacey_ed
Joined January 2013
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eden retweeted
That ticked every box of England misery bingo. Joke of a ref, missed pen, winning goal from a player that was a donkey in the prem. #NotComingHome
Typed in wanker on instagram gifs and a whole page dedicated to Lewis Capaldi pops up… you’re not that bad @LewisCapaldi
Now I know it’s a struggle to buy jeans for my kind old daddy long legs… but I just don’t understand… HOW ARE THESE FROM THE TALL SECTION😭😂 in what bloody world
Shame cos they’re so comfy… @riverisland where are the rest of me jeans 😭😭😭
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eden retweeted
P*ers Morgan has tweeted about Meghan Markle FIFTY SEVEN times (yes, I counted!) in the last week alone. There is a irony in the fact that he thinks Meghan is a bully but his own pathological obsession with a woman that wants nothing to do with him is perfectly normal...
eden retweeted
The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes
There is NOTHING more disappointing than when you’ve gone to buy prawn cocktail crisps and you’ve accidentally bought smoky bacon 😷😭
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