Tall, dark, and anxious. he/him. 🏴🇿🇦
Yawning at the gym
Joined December 2009
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The best thing I’ve learned this week is that when squirrels fall/jump - they land like superheroes
I’d really struggle being on the Traitors because they come back to the castle from doing the missions, all the big lights are on? Even while they’re eating… it’s so bright in there… I’d hate that. #celebritytraitors
Oh the traitors would reeaaalllyyyy get my ass with this murder. I yawn every ten seconds #thetraitorsuk
“There is good in Rhaenyra, but the crown is a weight that crushes.”
I love Alicent, and Olivia’s delivery of her lines. So layered and so thoughtful.
#HouseoftheDragon
My ★★½ review of Hokum on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eCE2Nt
how am I supposed to get through an episode of Rivals without nutting absolute rivers over Aidan Turner?
My ★★★ review of Project Hail Mary on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eAQgUp
My ★★★½ review of Mortal Kombat II on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eyRPaF
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me ripping open the bag to my chinese food instead of untying the knot
New look at Tom Holland in ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has been released.
(Source: empireonline.com/movies/news…)
What the fuck kinda dirt does silky nutmeg ganache have on Ru??? It’s gotta be something baaaadd #dragrace
even in a film with satanic cults, terrorists, and power-hungry billionaires, the real villain all along will always be, straight men.
My ★★★ review of Ready or Not 2: Here I Come on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eyLGGl
This is a long one! I have thoughts 🤣
My review of The Devil Wears Prada 2 on @letterboxd: boxd.it/Oags
My ★★★ review of Postcards from the Edge on @letterboxd: boxd.it/evt4iH
My ★★★ review of The Cable Guy on @letterboxd: boxd.it/eq1i15
Where’s that gif of Paris Hilton saying “Can I get three more of these little blonde bitches?”
My ★★★★★ review of Atomic Blonde on @letterboxd: boxd.it/ep2WGP
