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In 2024, I joined a writing club where we were required to publish a post every two weeks or get kicked out. I was the last one standing and made my final 2024 post in mid-November!
last new year i did a "new years resolution writing accountability club"
ruleset:
- publish every 2 weeks
- post link in spreadsheet
- miss a week, you're kicked out
i failed in september
running it back, reply to join
s/o @danielarosev @tanzealous @bryanxhuang for consistent
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We need new horrible historical events to analogize everything to. I'm going to start saying "That's just like the Bangladesh Genocide of 1971", or "You're just like Idi Amin", or "This is as bad as the Parsley Massacre".
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when i was a new developer i used to get pretty mad at middle managers taking credit for building stuff i had personally built. but now i see the truth. they were the ones actually building it, i was just doing the work
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two rooms just opened at mission control, the oldest hacker house in SF
scale ai, hightouch, pylon among other unicorns started here
residents throughout the past decade have raised more than $2B in funding
rent is $1.8k/month, one year min stay
apply missioncontrol.house
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Stop asking “how do I do this?” And stating asking “who is the best in the world at this and how do I get them on the phone?”
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Heard a story of a male to female trans lady who said she started crying more often after hormonal therapy.
I now expect men I trust to be my emotional support and to soothe me when I’m being emotional. I support them emotionally too when capable
there’s a whole genre of TikTok content about they do boyfriends better in China and one thing they commonly cite is that Chinese men understand 哄(hǒng) or the ability to coax/soothe a girl when she’s upset, especially when she’s being irrational, and waiting till she’s in a better mood before engaging in any reasoned discussion. American men, they say, tend to get defensive off the bat in conflict
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This sentence from Carl Jung hits hard.
“No matter how isolated you are and how lonely you feel, if you do your work truly and conscientiously, unknown friends will come and seek you.”
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Like every year, I was sad about my birthday. Turning 30 made it even worse.
A few days ago, I found out that a childhood friend had passed away & it changed my perspective.
I’ve spent so much time worrying about getting older when, in reality, growing older is something not everyone gets to experience..
I think I need to appreciate things in life a little more aghh
Happy 30th to me.
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You can’t beat SF’s diversity.
Chindian picnic on one block. Mission Carnaval on the next.
Grateful every single time 🇺🇸🌮🥟
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We now have a female Bryan Johnson.
It’s Kate Tolo.
She will become the most measured female in history.
+$2 million of spend per year
+ Developing a female-specific protocol
+ Sharing everything for free
To start, she will spend 3 months mapping her baseline. Men, in contrast, can get their baseline done in 1 or 2 weeks.
+ 3 months for baseline measurement
+ across 4 time points per cycle
+ doing the same thing every day
+ a dedicated full-time medical team
For context on the extensiveness of measurement, during the past 5 years, we’ve collected 1.5 billion data points on my body. I suspect Kate will exceed that given technology has improved since I started.
The goal is to create a repeatable waveform of hundreds of life-critical biomarkers. Once the baseline is acquired, she will begin interventions.
We will try to answer practically useful questions and share all of the data + learnings for free.
Can fertility be improved?
+ Should women cold plunge?
+ Can PMS symptoms be alleviated?
+ What should a female sauna protocol be?
+ Should dosage change throughout the month?
+ What keeps a cycle regular?
+ Does the body need more iron, magnesium, or protein at specific phases?
+ Should women fast?
+ Should recovery protocol change by phase?
+ What's the earliest detectable signal of perimenopause?
+ Can perimenopause be slowed?
+ How is cognitive load & mood affected?
+ Does stress impact men and women the same?
Kate has suspected endometriosis. 10% of all women do. We will try to tackle this too. I am excited for all of the surprising things we will hopefully uncover.
Unlike me, Kate does not have the innate desire to wake up at 4:30am and do six hours of longevity therapies.
She’s the cofounder of Blueprint, building in the trenches with me since day one. She understands the game and how hard it is.
In many ways, this is a sacrifice for her. She is a creative person, going from a life of freedom and spontaneity to a rigid protocol.
Traditionally, RCTs have been viewed as the gold standard. But RCTs have underserved women. The FDA banned women from clinical trials for 16 years (1977 to 1993), and most "medicine for women" is still medicine tested in men. Demanding RCT-only evidence for women's health is demanding evidence that doesn't exist. There is not enough practical scientific literature for women to reference only RCTs. It leaves half the population without a path to know what to do.
N=1 medicine is gaining ground and picking up where RCTs specifically fail. Individual science experiments give us signals that answer what to do on a day-to-day basis. This is even more important for women.
If you’re new to Kate and my world, I want you to understand that we have your back. Our intentions are to be a sturdy, reliable force in your life. To care for your best interest as we’d care for our own. We want what’s best for you and our loyalty is to your existence.
It’s pretty cool to be living in a time when we may be the first generation to not die. I’m not suggesting immortality, but lifespans so long that we stop thinking about lifespans.
At the end of the day, the one thing we each care about more than anything else is one more breath. I’m proud of Kate for taking on this responsibility. It’s painful, exhausting and costly.
The beginning of the world’s first n=2.
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I turned a corporate office into a pilates illenium moment and I'm not mad about it Not pictured are piles of standing desks and phone booths. Led by certified instructor @mmmbchang
We're doing round two next month if you want to come. @KernelLabs_ai @alyssahuang02 @austinywang @realchillben @bonniesjli @Chrissyykat @jennsun @mollycantillon @Ning_Catsnail @shinshin_oob @sberens @tanzealous @winniethexu @cnnmonie




































