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Why I teach the young men I mentor not to rush. You have enough time.
A man is never late to the party.
There will always be new of everything made for you when you’re ready and have the success needed to afford them.
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Bruno Fernandes will drag us into a relegation battle, then save us from it, and everyone will start shouting
“Magnifico!!!!!!!”
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Hair isn't theirs, lashes not theirs, makeup, nails not theirs but yeah they're aesthetically pleasing 😭😭
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I have now witnessed 4 primes of Lionel Messi
1. Ankara Messi
2. prime Messi
3. old Messi
4. doctor Messi
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Look why she is cheating but when they get pregnant and give birth which makes them fat, their vaginas wide, their breasts fallen and their body rumpled with lots of stretch marks, their husbands MUST remain faithful to them.
Always try to out-wicked women bro.
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It is not the men you're worried about. You don't care about them. It is the women who are unmarried as a consequence because the men do not want to get married, that you're worried about.
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Messi gonna score the most insane goal possible and then start pointing at his teammate as if he was set up for a tap in or something….hilarious guy
