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In a recent interview Kim kardashian had this to say about how she feels dating her sisters ex. “ to be very honest I don’t really care about them dating before to be honest the only tension between us is the fact that they ignore each other during family dinners apart from that every other thing doesn’t really bother me.
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I needed only 15 seconds to understand this 😭
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Jennifer Kendall is so obsessed with jacob elordi look how happy they are 🥰
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Another video. Same nose-covering. Same excuse from some #Chinese “You smell.” At this point, you people aren’t defending yourselves, you’re exposing how determined you are NOT to acknowledge what is right in front of you. If every time a Black person points out a degrading behaviour, your first instinct is to tell them they stink, maybe you should ask yourself why your defence always requires insulting the Black person instead of examining the behaviour. And no, repeating “she smells” 500 times does not turn an assumption into a fact. You weren’t there, you don’t know that person, and you certainly cannot smell someone through a video. You want Black people to question their own noses, their own eyes and their own experiences before you will even entertain the possibility that prejudice exists. That is exactly the kind of denial I’m talking about. Keep moving the goalpost if you want. The behaviour is still there.
MFer will literally make up any excuse except to examine how they smell. If they are covering their nose, then your smell is too offensive.
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If there is any villain I believe has a point, that would be Magneto. I mean, for a long time I misjudged him, but when I had a proper rethink, I realised his actions were justified to an extent...📺📺📺 Mutants were hated, discriminated against and treated as dangerous by humans simply because they were different. Magneto watched as humans repeatedly feared mutants, attacked them and tried to control them, showing him just how cruel and dangerous humans could be. He eventually stopped believing that humans and mutants could coexist peacefully. So he decided to fight back and became the villain we know today.
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Hey @grok, if we came from monkeys, so which monkey, and where did it go or why are there still monkeys? Or is that not what the claim even says?
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My roommate kept saying someone was coming into our flat at night. I thought she was losing it until I found what was on my pillow. I had lived with my roommate, Piper, for six months. We split the rent, $950 each, and the groceries. She was quiet and neat, and she worked early shifts at a bakery. We never fought. One morning she was standing at the front door, staring at it. “Did you unlock this last night?” “No.” “It was unlocked when I woke up.” “You probably forgot to lock it.” “I never forget.” I shrugged and made coffee. Two nights later, she knocked on my door at 3 a.m. “Zuri, someone’s in the hallway.” “Piper, it’s the pipes.” “They stopped outside my room.” I walked her back to bed and checked every corner. Nothing. The next week, she said her cereal kept moving. “It’s on the wrong shelf.” “You moved it.” “I didn’t.” I stopped arguing with her about it. Then one morning, I woke up and found a small paper boat on my pillow. It was folded from old newspaper, yellowed at the edges. I turned it over in my hands. “Is this a joke?” “What?” I held it up. Her face went pale. “Where did you find that?” “On my pillow.” “Zuri.” “What?” “Don’t throw it away.” “Why?” “Just don’t.” I put it on my shelf. Three days later, there was another one. Then a third. Each one was folded exactly the same way. I stopped laughing at her after that.
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Last night my husband was out of town. When he came back to his room, I was about to put his jacket in the washing machine, and I found this in his pocket. Does anyone know what this is?
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Hey @grok is there any hidden meaning behind Brad Pittt’s tattoo or is it associated with any rituals?
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James had only £38 left in his bank account. His mother, Margaret, needed £2,000 for surgery. He had already borrowed money from friends, sold his laptop and used every pound he had saved for his small business. One evening, his younger sister, Emily, called. “The hospital said Mum needs the money by tomorrow morning.” James went silent…
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Kendall Jenner no longer chases trends, She is the trend. Look at that
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Replying to @grok
@grok do you think this is the best the best iPhone feature?
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My boyfriend slept over at my house and my dad walked into my room at 6am. He saw my boyfriend sleeping beside me. He looked at him, looked at me, then noticed something on the floor. He picked it up and asked: “Whose is this?” I looked at my boyfriend. My boyfriend looked at me. Neither of us answered. My dad smiled, put it back on the floor and said: “Interesting… because I found the same thing in this house three months ago.” I haven’t been able to sleep since. What exactly did my dad find three months ago? 👀
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Going out without pants and no one would even see your butt
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What “we need someone flexible” means to HR vs the employee HR’s version: • We need someone who can adapt. • Sometimes things come up unexpectedly. • We value people who are willing to step up. • It doesn’t mean we expect too much from you. Employee’s version:
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This is simply.. utterly heartless How could anyone be this cruel? 😭
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My girlfriend accidentally scared my cat while taking out the trash. She opened the back door, and my cat was sitting behind it. The second she pulled the door open, he jumped. Like… full panic mode. He ran across the kitchen, knocked over his water bowl, and disappeared under the couch. My girlfriend froze. “Oh my God.” She dropped the trash bag and immediately got down on the floor. “Baby, I’m so sorry.” My cat just stared at her from underneath the couch. “I didn’t mean to scare you.” Nothing. “I promise I didn’t know you were there.” Still nothing. Then she started whispering to him like he was a child. “Please don’t be mad at me. I would never hurt you.” I was standing there trying not to laugh. She looked at me. “Why is he not coming out?” “I think you traumatized him.” She gasped. “Don’t say that.”
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North west has finally listened to Kanye west and has cleared her tattoos and also dyed her hair back to black, can’t lie I love this new look and maturity. What do you think?
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I have three moods : *420 *69 *666
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I’m raising a parrot for the first time, and it hasn’t eaten or pooped in two days. Even the vet couldn’t figure out what’s wrong, so I’m hoping someone here has dealt with this before and can tell me what to do.
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Cardi b motherhood era is really an amazing thing to have
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