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if you ever feel like an imposter, just remember that it's okay. i've worked as a Tesla engineer for 18 years and i still don't know what a "stop sign" is
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to me the real cyber warfare is posting some shit like "mcdonalds introduces 'Woke Burger' " which makes like 30 or 40 supplemental oxygen maga guys so angry they pass out
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If it's a scam, then all the people who usually miss out on tech money aren't finally getting what they deserve, they're being further screwed. In this light, the absence of the usual crowd suddenly looks worrisome: why did they stay out? What do they know that you don't?
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i wrote an extension for chrome that changes twitter's nft avatars to subway jared. enjoy
github.com/virginteen/replac…
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Junior dev: "I fucked up bad, I'm so fired"
Senior dev: " I have 3 production outages named after me lol"
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Fanciest house on our street (by a mile) put a note in all our letterboxes asking us to be very quiet from 2pm today for a backyard wedding and tbh I’m in awe of my neighbour who whipped out the lawnmower at 2pm on the dot
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when i was a kid i snuck a can of beans, a fork, and a can opener into a screening of watchmen so when rorschach was eating the beans i could also eat some beans. my date was furious.
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If you lived in Seattle in 2020 you got to spend the entire year having people from out of town seriously ask you about the "warlords" who "controlled the city"
