Professionally awkward, dangerously mundane.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined November 2018
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Replying to @Ben_7_Ben
I’d say watch Saltburn except I respect you
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The Saltburn bathtub scene but me with the vanilla cold foam at the bottom of my latte cup
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Replying to @bbnomula
@bbnomula I lost my company talent show this year to a HOT TO GO! parody, pls help me win next year
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If you drink this then I wish you a very terrible 2025
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And yet the people who will undoubtedly vote for Pollievre are the same ones screaming “deport them all” in the comment section of every single 6ixBuzz post
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Life’s a scooter and I’m a bare shin
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Replying to @ayushunleashed
Astronomically bad take, you still have time to delete this
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How are you going to boycott the Olympics when Gojira put on the most iconic opening of all time?
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I don’t understand why energy drinks use athletes for their advertisements and not me—someone with a full day of work whose toddler decided to wake up at 4 AM with the energy of a collapsing star
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Replying to @thdxr
I only order ginger ale on flights and I have no reason as to why
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People ask me how I reached an eight-figure net worth after only 5 years in tech: Year 1 - $65K (1st job) Year 2 - $72K (asked for raise) Year 3 - $137K (switched jobs) Year 4 - $35.67M (lawsuit payout from Google commuter bus hitting me) Year 5 - $146K (promotion)
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How many microservices am I supposed to split my todo app into?
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Once again I will repeat: The value of tailwind is not inherently the inline utility classes (though, I am a huge fan), it's the underlying design system and API to access that design system in a common sense and predictable way. It makes doing the right thing easy.
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Apple is trying to undermine the democratization of technology Sent from my iPhone
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I too am falling apart and require a quality focus day
Yikes: Jan 5, Boeing 737 has a panel rip off midair Jan 13, Boeing 737 cockpit window cracks Jan 17, Boeing 737 strands Blinken Jan 19, Boeing 747 cargo plane burns up Jan 20, Boeing plane in Atlanta lost a wheel Jan 25, Boeing to pause production for a “quality focus day”
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Replying to @toddbarriage
I’ve been checked out for like 8 months, but I’ve still been following along & so fuckin’ stoked you’re starting to get the recognition you deserved. 100k is just the start
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I was in a big data program at college & a prof gave an assignment to spin up a single node Hadoop cluster on EC2. No one but me had cloud experience. The prof told them it wouldn’t cost them anything, but I taught everyone how to set up billing alerts, which went off a day later
A concrete example of how AWS creates friction: "I want to try Postgres on RDS" Create an instance, use many of the defaults (including the default security group) and try to connect from a DB client. Connection times out. Spend 30 minutes reading the docs, StackOverflow, and more to finally find out that I need to adjust the default security group or create a new one with the appropriate inbound rules. Nowhere along the process of creating the instance does it say something like "heads up! you won't be able to connect to this instance with the current SG settings".
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Oh you love AI? Name every LLM then
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Weird new entry into the GCU (GitHub Copilot Universe)
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