@sweatingrandma

they/she. useful gay. usually tired. but never of rachel bloom, d’arcy carden, or meryl. always missing peanut the dog! let’s go, lesbians!

 29 • alabama
Joined May 2009
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did y’all know that if you miss hitting a baseball 40 times, everyone will only watch you the one time you hit it? a damn good day to be a peach 🍑🥰 #LeagueOfTheirOwn
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☣︎@grimlunOct 22
bdsm (been depressed since middle school)
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avary 💗@kyoruyeyeOct 24
being gay and anti ai in a workplace in 2026
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i think i am getting hives from mango exposure 🫪 also did y’all know mango allegedly smells nice ? smells like dirt and concrete to me idk #allergic
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zoë ✨🌙@zoenone0noneOct 21
every time someone tries to cancel chappell roan i stan her harder. she’s not faking lesbianism but if she was? god what a performance
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piss girl@xtsygirllOct 16
stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful
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kit@lesbian_fleabagOct 12
gillian anderson was getting 3-4 hours sleep a night max and still came to set with a face card so lethal it had girls looking up "am i gay?" on the family dial-up windows 96
Jezz Mitch@JezzMitch1985Oct 12
Step on me Sanguinarium Scully. 👠
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ez@ezper69Oct 12
i don’t care you were at the 30 rock reunion it should’ve been ME.
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Jay Jurden@JayJurdenOct 11
I opened up my Twitter and oh my God, I’m disgusting
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⚙️@NastyBoySamOct 10
i need a 100 years to do all the creative things i want. or to start meth and work them into my current life
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DA VINKI
@VorosTwinsOct 2
If you learn to separate da art from da artist, you get to hate on Ed Sheeran twice!
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rat jackson@ratjackson_Sep 26
don’t go jason waterfalls 💔
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I think patrick stewart as captain picard in star trek: the next generation pronounced the words of the english language the greatest they will ever be pronounced
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a@hereditvry_Sep 25
the way deborah immediately closes her eyes is so insane i refuse to move on
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Sels@suh_lessSep 21
Shut him tf up 🫪
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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steph@LNW1NGSSep 21
going somewhere without your id is crazy to me like what if there’s an emergency, even if that emergency is you just really want a beer right that second
anne@habitualinjurySep 20
funniest part of this whole bag discourse has been discovering that people religiously bring ID to games
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grovy@grovymangoSep 20
All these advances in technology but nobody wants to do anything about printers
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i can see will graham and hannibal lecter in all things if i try hard enough 🌈💗
새튀@saeu000003Sep 21
Tomato juice? 🍅 #Sesamestreet
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jay@jeanseartSep 20
imagine if all these 12 million people watched hacks
ً@kidmanphileSep 18
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaSep 19
im not even catholic im just into guilt recreationally
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