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badluckbunny.medium.com/0105… wrote about the late gothic king cobra, one of my all time greatest inspirations. a bit about his life, why we loved him, and why there will never be another cobra. twu
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"Drake is 40"
"no, 40 is Drake's producer"
"Noah Shebib? he's 43!"
"no, he's 40"
"well Drake is 40 too"
"neither of them is 42!"
noooo bro i promise my dick isnt smaller than the photo i sent you i just got stung by a bee that day lol
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i like bluesky being a sort of “jail” where you go if you get banned from twitter and can only talk to other people serving their sentence. and if you get permabanned its like a graveyard where all the dead people can chat. i think thats what happens when you die irl too
in other bald news: was making small talk with the cashier at the gas station today and he said he has nicknames for every other employee there. pointed out a few. got nervous, knew where this was going. as i tap to pay he looked me up and down, and just said “Lex” with a smile
i need a 100 years to do all the creative things i want. or to start meth and work them into my current life
for the past year or so i've been on-and-off writing this hating ass article about tyler the creator's legacy so i've been relistening to his discography. got to say, i was completely wrong about call me if you get lost. it is a fun and good album. i was just hating.
one of the things i miss most about living in salt lake city was it being so buttermilk that i could just walk around for hours in the dead of night like a roving pregnant dog with absolutely no fear
not to show my incredibly advanced age, but these are where i spent a lot of time from 12-18. honorable mentions which were not on the list:
shrine of the fallen hero - minish
aldacre - minish
build a plane v. 2.0 - iamogggg
lone tree - lando64000
skybound classic - tucker :)





















