so big is the world that many don't realize they have been eaten. still, they are digested, slowly, horribly, and certainly.

30, he/him, upstate NY
Joined May 2011
badluckbunny.medium.com/0105… wrote about the late gothic king cobra, one of my all time greatest inspirations. a bit about his life, why we loved him, and why there will never be another cobra. twu
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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"Drake is 40" "no, 40 is Drake's producer" "Noah Shebib? he's 43!" "no, he's 40" "well Drake is 40 too" "neither of them is 42!"
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noooo bro i promise my dick isnt smaller than the photo i sent you i just got stung by a bee that day lol
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blue called me an “age progressor” because my favorite chips are baked original lays
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re utah: completely agree. re: alabama, kill yourself
Each state's most overrated thing
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whats that desert where they light it on fire like a caramelly sort of thing. picture unrelated
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i like bluesky being a sort of “jail” where you go if you get banned from twitter and can only talk to other people serving their sentence. and if you get permabanned its like a graveyard where all the dead people can chat. i think thats what happens when you die irl too
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i aint never seen a sexy optometrist
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in other bald news: was making small talk with the cashier at the gas station today and he said he has nicknames for every other employee there. pointed out a few. got nervous, knew where this was going. as i tap to pay he looked me up and down, and just said “Lex” with a smile
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What made him say this man, it’s still the worse bar i’ve ever heard.
What’s the best/worst aged lyric in a song?
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i need a 100 years to do all the creative things i want. or to start meth and work them into my current life
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for the past year or so i've been on-and-off writing this hating ass article about tyler the creator's legacy so i've been relistening to his discography. got to say, i was completely wrong about call me if you get lost. it is a fun and good album. i was just hating.
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Thinking about this old araabmuzik studio session video where he starts going so crazy the camera pans over to alchemist slowly shaking his head in tears
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one of the things i miss most about living in salt lake city was it being so buttermilk that i could just walk around for hours in the dead of night like a roving pregnant dog with absolutely no fear
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God please turn Dallas Fort Worth into a crater and spare nobody
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not to show my incredibly advanced age, but these are where i spent a lot of time from 12-18. honorable mentions which were not on the list: shrine of the fallen hero - minish aldacre - minish build a plane v. 2.0 - iamogggg lone tree - lando64000 skybound classic - tucker :)
Hm i feel ancient also that should be r2da instead but the game image is an empty baseplate now
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