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I am what I am so damn πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ Wikihowing Twitter now. Not all superheroes wear capes, some wear skirts & dresses. #SlurpeeSlut

Edmonton, Alberta
Joined May 2020
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117 kids and candy leftover. Fun costumes and adorable kids and their talks. Bye bye Halloween 2026.
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We ready πŸ‘»
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slUGGS
Everyone needs to leave a snail trail.
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Poorly explain your favorite movie to me without telling me the title. I want to see if I can guess the film. I need a mid-week chuckle.
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Mi gΓ©nero de cine favorito es gente chingando influencers
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Sunset Boulevard has an inspirational message for you. Be bold, be gold, be potato!
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UK bans facesitting
tell a terrifying story in 3 words
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β€œThere's an AI tool for that.” Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.
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Damn she didnt even let Halloween happen
32 years ago today, Mariah Carey released β€œAll I Want For Christmas Is You.”
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Scary situation
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Oh the colors
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Corporate jobs when their workers say they are burnt out
The most amount of shake shack I’ve seen. HOLYYY
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The number of people trying to play GTA5 on the roads this morning - astounding!
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My love language is a canceled Teams meeting
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Hard snow
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Become ungovernable.
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Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Teams to recognize that I’m still working just because I haven’t moved my fucking mouse in 3 minutes.
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