@calluptome

cinephile; horror, pitbull grrl, @jaymianajones and I wreaking havoc https://xitter.cf/t.co/1QIGZn5LoD

 NYC
Joined February 2009
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Dan Aykroyd
@dan_aykroyd19h
These are my great-grandfather Dr. Sam Aykroyd’s transcripts from the Seances he hosted in the Old Farmhouse. It was the spirit of his work passed down through the generations that inspired my interests. He’s the original Ghostbuster.
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Bought the shoes. They’re not quite ballet shoes bc no way…but they’re lined in shearling for the long cold winter in choc brown w black rubber bottoms for traction. I’m a leeeeeetle excited.
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The world’s cutest chihuahua pitbull mix and my new pitbull Halloween decoration
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Watched the Jessica Lange King Kong last night and she seems more pissed off in AHS13. Prob bc she even had to appear in that mess.
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Idk how many "liking the same jokes over and over" I got left in me dawg
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Now my second fave @nathanfielder project…
nathan fielder
@nathanfielder17 Nov 2023
The Curse!
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This is really funny bc my son was seated very close to Fielder at a Phoebe Bridgers show and said he looked like this the entire time. His new film is Oscar worthy.
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Twenty minutes into the movie and Elizabeth Holmes close up face is giving me seizures.
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wtf Robert Duvall not winning an Oscar for Apocalypse Now?!?
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That’s cool bc can’t find my weed stashed yesterday.
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I want a man that does not talk to other women, will never leave, and will protect me from all evil. Wait no that’s a gargoyle. I want a gargoyle.
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Jessica Lange is more bothered during AHS13 than she was in King Kong.
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Asia@AsiaDNYCOct 19
The Tesla that farts itself into the sky is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen
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Minding my own business. On my way to eat the lawn.
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thisGringo@smbeckleyOct 18
Fuck your stupid jumping car.
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Once you get a viral tweet you'll be chasing that dragon for years.
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 18
the feminine urge to watch Young Frankenstein (1974)
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“Memories that will last a lifetime” As does herpes simplex 1
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Fall allergies before the first freeze are the real terrorists.
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Matty@bestestnameOct 17
I'm just glad I don't have to hear Counting Crows on the radio anymore
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