i dont live to eat, i eat to live. i have a few more vices than i care to have. i find it more gratifying to make someone elses day rather than my own.

Joined July 2010
Just watched the last 25 min of Back to the Future. Certainly holds up for this guy. #33YearsLater
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Must have made the right move to new town. Spray paint and razer blades are free range.
Guy having a phone conversation on the train, on speaker for 15 minutes. I never thought I'd miss the subway.
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Food for thought. Re @Joe Rogan and @DougStanhope. If there was an apocalypse who would be your top 20 people you want to survive.
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What if we found out the orange on Trump’s face was not make up but cheese popcorn dust? Would that make you like him more or less?
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You Can't Do That On Television the elevator series?
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With 3 kids under 5 finding a piece of bread around here without raisins in it is like trying to smell the number 9.
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If you've ever combed the beach for that elusive piece of blue sea glas... Pack Your Bags and bring your Aqua Socks! thesun.co.uk/news/2744557/wa…
I dont trust anyone over 25 in addidas, nike or fila slip on flops with white socks.
Certainly not a bad way to end the trip. #oakorchardcreek
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So far so good.
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Dinner reservations w the wife Fri night 5pm. If we keep this up we will be eating dinner at 11am when we are 60.
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All I do all day is walk around the house turning lights off and resealing WetWipes packages.
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it's a sweet 1000 degrees in Jersey City tonight...
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I just don't trust a dude in skinny pants and blue suede shoes. #NoOffence
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on a positive note my girls finally will pick up worms, so fishing seemed plausible. Then they called them their babies, and the dream died
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