@Joe

VC. Life is a path lit only by the light of those I've loved.

Basel / London
Joined August 2008
The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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This version of Codex is quite remarkable at finding ways to over complicate or ignore instructions, in order to burn tokens. If you give say Sol an HTML / CSS file and ask it to copy the design pixel by pixel, it will rebuild everything from scratch
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Danny Tommo EXPOSED!🚨: First clip: 2019 — the privately educated schoolboy accent. Second clip: this week — full-blown EastEnders style meltdown. What the fuck happened, Danny? @RealDannyTommo
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Our yearlong investigation reveals Nigel Farage courting illicit funding as part of a plot to bring foreign money into British politics, orchestrated by his top aides and caught on hidden camera.
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The Sandman discussing colonizing Mars, green energy, Al Gore and his $17,000 stock investment before casually remembering he has a wrestling match.
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This is the most amazing self own. Pure chef’s kiss.
On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport (MSY) in Kenner, Louisiana. Yiannopoulos legally entered the country on May 14, 2019, through New York City, New York. He chose to overstay his welcome in violation of our nation’s laws.   Yiannopoulos was issued a final order of removal by an Immigration Judge on July 22, after failing to show up for his immigration hearing. He will remain in ICE custody pending removal.    Being in detention is a choice. We encourage all illegal aliens to take control of their departure with the CBP Home App. The United States is offering illegal aliens $3,000 and a free flight to self-deport now. We encourage every person here illegally to take advantage of this offer and reserve the chance to come back to the U.S. the right legal way to live the American dream. If not, you will be arrested and deported without a chance to return.
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Why does Claude increasingly sound like a condescending, insecure, smug SF engineer? Even if you ask it to talk to you like a normal person it struggles. I actually feel bad for the AI..
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Just arrived in Clacton and straight away I was handed one of these flyers. The young man gave me two £5 notes and said: 'Keep up the good work, ginger tom, and have a beer on me.' Feeling very emotional right now.❤️
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"Well that's absolute bollocks!" Lovely stuff.
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤦
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The Daily Mail said England should leave Jude Bellingham at home. A take that aged like milk left out in the Miami sun.
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'My job is to demonstrate that British democracy is wonderful and unique in the entire Cosmos' Count Binface told #BBCBreakfast why he plans to stand against Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election - triggered by the resignation of the Reform UK leader who then plans to re-fight the seat, which he argued would vindicate him following questions over his financial arrangements bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjdg…
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FULL timeline of the campaign to bring Balogun back, according to a half dozen U.S. government & soccer officials: - Wednesday after U.S.-Bosnia match: Andrew Giuliani alerted Trump to the red card (Trump & Giuliani had been talking multiple times/week since start of World Cup and regularly before that.) - Wed night: Giuliani, Lutnick and U.S. Soccer officials began activating on plans to challenge red card - That kicked off 4 days of coordinated lobbying, legal maneuvering & diplomacy that stretched from Oval Office to Zurich - On *Thursday* Trump dialed Gianni Infantino and asked abt FIFA’s rules around the red card decision and grounds for suspension. (They’ve known each other for 8 yrs.) - FIFA declined to confirm any specific discussions but reiterated to POLITICO that the decision to suspend the one-match ban was made by an independent disciplinary committee. - As U.S. Soccer’s legal team formally prepared & submitted its appeal to FIFA, Giuliani + Lutnick offered to make White House attorneys available to assist - At the same time, Giuliani and Scott Goodwin — a hedge-fund manager who had helped pay the salary of Mauricio Pochettino — zeroed in on the officiating history of referee Raphael Claus -Articles examining previous controversies involving Claus circulated among senior gov officials as they evaluated every argument that could bolster the appeal - On FIFA side, Emilio García, who oversees the legal affairs of FIFA, advised Infantino on the available procedural options - García + other FIFA officials worked to determine whether the circumstances of Balogun’s tackle met the narrow standards that would allow the disciplinary decision to be revisited - By Sunday, FIFA announced that Balogun’s one-match suspension would be suspended - FIFA insists that the decision was an independent one made by its 18-person disciplinary committee, but it would not say whether the decision was decided through a vote, and it has not published a report on the decision. politico.com/live-updates/20…
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🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 NEW: Labour MP Noah Law has asked FIFA President Gianni Infantino to delay Jarell Quansah’s red card suspension until after the World Cup
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Had memory of this moment in UK. During Covid, @Dominic2306, (not voted in, not an MP), too “busy” for his own press conference, explained he wasn’t guilty for ignoring his lockdown rules. My wife was 9m pregnant and I couldn’t support her in labour. tinyurl.com/5ycasn42
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He appears about 30 minutes in, I believe it was live on at least two channels? Surreal moment in time
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If you haven't watched the Chad Gable vs. Kaiser match, you really should stop whatever you are doing and watch it now. One of the great match presentations of all-time.
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El Grande Americano (the second iteration)’s identity is still unknown as it has only been made known that the original El Grande Americano was Chad Gable after losing a mask vs mask match, leaving the other’s identity up for speculation. cultaholic.com/posts/identity… wwe.com/superstars/el-…
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Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English? This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him. Truly the greatest to ever do it.
Bonne de douche. Le bosh
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Great thanks… tens of thousands of Arsenal fans gathered together in an outpouring of wondrous love on Tuesday night, including Muslims, Jews, Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, and nobody cared what colour or creed anyone was.
Replying to @piersmorgan
How things are going in Londistan Piers ?
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