be the joke you want to make in the world

Newport Beach, CA
Joined January 2020
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Replying to @summanager
yes ive actually mastered this. its called the italian diet
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the reward of exercise is more exercise
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Replying to @sahra_bn
tech bros: x risk taylor swift: ex risk
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the inscrutable allure of latrinal idiocy
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Replying to @kenthecowboy_
woman is the only way to actually bio regulate. without them you just end up listening to huberman hacks and being depressed and, maybe, in really good physical shape
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Hells yeah! We want to FILL YOU UP. Now, we ain't gonna take no for answer now, ya hear, ok, so don't be makin' me sic my associate on ya here! He don't take kindly to no. So, can I fill you up or what?
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The hard problem of conscientiousness
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Been outside touching grass. Got bit by a black widow spider. Can’t believe people recommend this shit
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having anxiety is like spawning a subagent of yourself that hates you
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It’s better to piss in the sink than sink in the piss
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the future looks blight
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Top 5 Beers: 1. 3rd Beer 2. 1st Beer 3. 10th Beer 4. 7th Beer 5. 4th Beer
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I don't think you're at risk of a man loving you – at San Leandro, CA
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Replying to @a_musingcat
we should’ve stopped at the second. all a functioning society needs is the right to say whatever you want and the right to shoot anyone that says things you don’t like. that’s literally all you need
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Replying to @lungbones
yeah i’m inappropriate. in the category or being appropriate
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got off amphetamines. i don't want to be an effective drone. i want to be a visionary retard.
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Replying to @Cerealbox0
no, the bottleneck is that most people do not find value in beauty. most people prefer slop because their preferences are shaped by the preferences of those around them which, in aggregate, results in preference for slop
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Replying to @hkozachkov
yep. and the multiplicity of things is an illusion. which is to say i am right about The One Thing
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Replying to @summanager
I try not to use the hard R but somebody gotta get these BLUBBERS out of here.
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“Sufficiently advanced vibe coding is indistinguishable from software engineering.”
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