I think the reason I so enjoy Twitter is that it offers the closest recreation of college with its delightful blend of high minded intellectualism, witty banter, and unbridled horniness. My holy trinity of interests.

I’ve yet to see a doomer argument that doesn’t breakdown upon replacing “misaligned super intelligence” with “misaligned human elites”. The alignment problem predates AI.

It’s actually so funny that openai, with a straight* face, published a system card for astra that was like “it’s our most aligned model ever” and snuck in a note saying “it’s actually a duplicitous lil bish that’s probably faking. LOL. dw about it kittens, have fun.” *technically a gay face? idk

Almost confronted a pregnant woman for smoking but she was actually just fat

it’s pretty funny that people play with each other’s buttholes. makes me giggle.

🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 No representation without taxation! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

damn autism, be less on my dick

i’m sorry but i can’t not dm a good that references a greeek god. it’s not my fault. Blame zeus. Or pan. Or something. I am but a conduit for ancient horniness

why are women so pretty? it’s nit fair. but i support it for sure

just spent $300 on a 250ml bottle of whiskey with the intent of making fun of it but goddamn it’s smooth af

smoking cigarettes again but i’m abroad so it doesn’t count. if you’re a broad it’s literally illegal for anything to be your fault

men are so much better at being objectified than women are. add it to the list 🤷‍♂️

the balloons really added a lot to this

seriously unserious country

this dude needs to get a life