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Woman is on speaker phone with her friend and I think her friend just flushed a toilet.
Please don’t be like this.
Doctor’s letter to my GP: “I showed her all options of conservative treatments”
He told me to do single leg squats.
One, that’s one option.
I’m a writer, I get it, you’re fluffing.
Doc for my left knee asked my favourite question “ so what is it that you want? ”
Oh I don’t know..KNEES THAT WORK AND DON’T HURT!
“You look like you’re tired of this?”
If he would’ve read my medical journals he’d known this is my billionth rodeo.
Yeah, I’m tired.
Today I have a meeting about a knee.
Which one, I don’t know.
Both are trouble and both are seen by different doctors.
One can only laugh.
Lis-Marie Lidén retweeted
Do you remember when the most exciting day at school was when the telly on a trolley was wheeled in?
ED thought process:
I didn’t eat a lot yesterday, and only a small lunch today.
So the apple pie treat at the office isn’t too bad, and I’ll swim that off later anyway
Severely overlining your lips and filling in the gap with lipstick does not make it look like you have bigger lips.
It makes you look like you’ve overlined and painted your skin with lipstick.
You know the France pink panther protester?
The one that some reputable news outlets reported on and millions reposted and shared…
Turns out to be AI.
And this isn’t even the best AI, it will get worse, to a point where we can no longer trust what we see online.
I don’t care how much of a celebrity you are, wearing sweatpants when going out to eat is disrespectful to that establishment.