Doctor’s letter to my GP: “I showed her all options of conservative treatments” He told me to do single leg squats. One, that’s one option. I’m a writer, I get it, you’re fluffing.

My favourite bird 😍

Doc for my left knee asked my favourite question “ so what is it that you want? ” Oh I don’t know..KNEES THAT WORK AND DON’T HURT! “You look like you’re tired of this?” If he would’ve read my medical journals he’d known this is my billionth rodeo. Yeah, I’m tired.

Today I have a meeting about a knee. Which one, I don’t know. Both are trouble and both are seen by different doctors. One can only laugh.

ED thought process: I didn’t eat a lot yesterday, and only a small lunch today. So the apple pie treat at the office isn’t too bad, and I’ll swim that off later anyway

Love it! 😂

Severely overlining your lips and filling in the gap with lipstick does not make it look like you have bigger lips. It makes you look like you’ve overlined and painted your skin with lipstick.

You know the France pink panther protester? The one that some reputable news outlets reported on and millions reposted and shared… Turns out to be AI. And this isn’t even the best AI, it will get worse, to a point where we can no longer trust what we see online.

“That’s such a nice ring let me have a look at it…£11,800…” Guess not.

I don’t care how much of a celebrity you are, wearing sweatpants when going out to eat is disrespectful to that establishment.

What’s up with the 20page essay length kind of posts on here?

Left my keys in my front door over night.. I was a little tired.

Someone decided to make classic Swedish meatballs vegan and now they’re all chewy and weird and horrible. Why couldn’t they have kept the original, and then created an ADDITIONAL vegan option?!