@stump522
Joined June 2009
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When my mom asks if I want to join in family dinner tonight, but I have to explain how I have to watch a baseball game between American Italians and American Mexicans to determine if American Americans can keep playing baseball
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mr. joshua
@pants4 Dec 2025
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Wtf, that’s a lame joke from an 80’s movie
Keith Edwards
@keithedwards9 Nov 2025
does he say "I [and state your name]"
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“I didn’t read project 2025 because it was my understanding that wasn’t what he was running on” Oh dude. You drank the kool aid spewed by Faux News & Newsmax. “I never thought the leopards would eat my face.” They’re saying “yum.” 🗣️ @chescaleigh #DemsUnited
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I bet this hits so hard if you’re stupid
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We did it! 99 to go!
When Is Trump Gone?@DaysLeft4Trump5 Feb 2025
3 years, 11 months, 2 weeks, 1 day, 13 hours, 55 minutes, and 9 seconds ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 1.05%
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Victims are still in the water. The Blackhawk crew is still strapped into the cockpit. Families are mourning. And Trump is blaming DEI, suggesting our pilots and air traffic controllers don't deserve their jobs. We need compassion and leadership— Our President showed none.
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Trump's furious because as a Bishop, Budde can move as far she wants diagonally, but as a Russian pawn he can only move one square at a time.
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This is so fucking sad
Boston Smalls
@smalls267222 Jan 2025
"I voted for him because I like his policies, but I don’t think he’s going to follow through”
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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar20 Jan 2025
um
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The most transcendent thing about Calvin and Hobbes is how seamlessly I transitioned between identifying with Calvin to identifying with his dad
Trung Phan
@TrungTPhan11 Dec 2024
Bill Watterson truly goated for this one
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Sup y’all
Paige❤️‍🔥@bejeweledpaige5 Nov 2024
Americans yearn for loveable nerds named Steve
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I love Jason even more now
Chives
@jarrett_daveler2 Nov 2024
“Kelce how does it feel that your brother is a f****t for dating Taylor Swift?” Jason Kelce proceeded to slam this kids phone on the ground. Looked like a Penn State student was getting in Kelce’s face for no reason. Wild scene in State College
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This woman, who comes from a family of combat veterans, is angry at the Gold Star families who invited the loathsome piece of shit to Arlington National Cemetery — and she has a point. 🙌🙏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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#NEW @MorningConsult / Bloomberg News Poll: WISCONSIN Harris 53% (+9) Trump 44% . PENNSYLVANIA Harris 51% (+3) Trump 48% . NEVADA Harris 50% (+4) Trump 46% . GEORGIA Harris 50% (+3) Trump 47% . MICHIGAN Harris 49% (+2) Trump 47% . ARIZONA Harris 48% Trump 48% . NORTH CAROLINA Harris 49% Trump 49% LV, 8/23-26 bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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O.J. Simpson@TheRealOJ3211 Apr 2024
On April 10th, our father, Orenthal James Simpson, succumbed to his battle with cancer. He was surrounded by his children and grandchildren. During this time of transition, his family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace. -The Simpson Family
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The Heisman winning football star?
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