NI comedy writer in Fife. TV, Radio, Stage. Credits @BBCNowShow, @TheSkewerShow, @DMsAreOpenBBC, BBC Breaking The News. @EastNeukPirates
Here by the sea.
Joined September 2009
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I started making some short #comedy videos during lockdown. So I’ve gathered them together for this thread. It would be great if you could scroll through and Like and RT any you enjoy. Thanks. Steve
Body of Evidence: because crime doesn’t Lockdown!
#comedyvideo #comedyshort from me.
If you titter, I’d be very grateful if you’d like and retweet. Ta.
#comedy
Following the wedding of Richard Tice and Isabel Oakeshott, I have exclusive pics of them in their 'going away' outfits. Dubai prob'ly.
What??? I've heard of the first three, but surely the rest of them were made up on the spot by a YouGov employee. Apologies, of course I mean, "Yewey-Gee" Employee.
Goodness .@JoeWardyrd I didn’t realise the ‘Ward’ was short for ‘Coward’.
I See you’ve deleted the tweets to which I refer, don’t worry, I still have them.
Clearly, if there was ever any invasion, you wouldn’t be on the front lines. You’d insult the invaders and run away.
So, let me get this straight: he’s frothing-at-the-mouth angry at an *imagined* invasion - so much so, that he doesn’t agree with fighting against an *actual* invasion should it come? Goodness me.
Steve Blair retweeted
Having been fired by Trump, we go live to the press briefing room in the West Wing for a final statement from Katie Zacharia:
.@Samueljohn57 if you’d have stopped frothing at the mouth for a second, you’d have realised I was apologising for an errant apostrophe. What an earth are you on about, you utter moron? Not engaging with the argument like a typical coward, for one.
It’s October. It’s made for this. Go and listen.
Enjoying this year’s #Uncanny Halloween Countdown and can’t get ENOUGH???
All the cases from 2024 and 2025 are still available to binge-watch (or binge re-watch!) on my personal YouTube channel, @DannyRobinsTV, linked below. Happy watching!
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL…
I have the painting of a semi-colon on my living-room wall. It’s not avant garde, it’s just that the life model couldn’t sit still.
#ratemypun
Steve Blair retweeted
As vile details of what the Tate brothers are accused of emerge, don’t forget who supported them.
“I am often asked”.
I am often asked what my priority would be if I was the prime minister. 1. Build 5 large modern day prisons. 2. While the prisons are under construction I would recruit 10,000 police and place them through a detailed training program to make their jobs recognised professionals. 3. While the prisons are being built.Recruit prison officers and make and pay them into respected professionals. 4. I would find the money by cutting back on military expenditure. In fact I would offer soldiers to apply for police or prison officer jobs. 5. My understanding of asylum seekers is that if they are trying to leave an oppressed county where they are in danger, they are supposed to go to nearest safe county. The people arriving on the shores of the UK have passed through plenty of safe countries. I would ask the Royal Navy to stop them arriving. Comments please . No jokers thanks Lord Sugar
Oh yes! Here it comes… 👻
SET YOUR ALARMS, #UncannyCommunity!!! It is MERE DAYS until we kick off the UNCANNY HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN! 😱👻🎃 Here’s another behind-the-scenes shot from filming it! What the hell am I doing? Captions please!
Every morning starting on the 1st October, you can listen to the Uncanny Halloween Countdown on BBC Sounds (or wherever you get your pods) and watch it here on my socials and on the Uncanny YouTube channel.
So…are you ready for a DAILY mini Uncanny case this October???
Steve Blair retweeted
In my ongoing quest to help #SaveSquareChapelArts in Halifax, I’ve written a short poem.
I do hope you like it. 🤞
If so… please repost.
Thank you. x
