half-arsed writer and frog-botherer. I glue things to my face.

Alton
Joined March 2009
OK. 5 prime ministers in 6 years. Serial chaos, serial lies & economic collapse. Enough is enough. RT if you want a general election NOW.
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You have abdicated every last ounce of decency and dignity just to win favour with the very people who would deport YOU to Rwanda if they ever had the chance. I’d say go fuck yourself but you’re fucked already. You’re completely hollow. There’s nothing left of you.
Our new partnership with Rwanda shows we can no longer accept the status quo. People are dying and the global migration crisis requires us to find new ways to work in partnership. It will deal a major blow to the evil people smugglers. This is what it means 👇🏽
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Replying to @MitchBenn
I think this means that you have to be Prime Minister now Mitch
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If there was a piss-up at No 10 last Christmas it’s very unlikely Boris organised it. Because, well, you know.
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GREAT NEWS My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing. Thank you. #marr
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Spotted by Mrs. A near our local polling station. (It's very blue round here.)
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We’d like to know what you think about Boris Johnson’s actions regarding Dominic Cummings Please select who you vote for and whether you back Boris on this issue or not Please also RT to increase the sample size #BorisJohnson #DailyBriefings #sackcummimgs #cummngs
2%Tory Voter/Back Boris
11%Tory Voter/Don’t back
1%Non-Tory Voter/Back Boris
87%Non-Tory Voter/Don’t back
81,371 votes • Final results
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Unfortunately we’ve lost quite a few followers today because we condemned Dominic Cumming’s actions. But for us, the health of our colleagues and the population they serve is more important than anything else. So please RT and follow if you remain right behind us. Thank you x
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Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds to release 10-song double album ‘Ghosteen’ next week bit.ly/2kQhfZg
Stu(b)er retweeted
Seems @andrealeadsom has blocked us (see reply). Likely as a result of us sharing this video of her views on #Prorogation and saying any self respecting politician would resign in the circumstances. Please whatever you do, do not RT WIDELY, she really does not like it!
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Sajid Javid has now deleted this tweet. Please don’t retweet it, I’m sure he’d be embarrassed by his hypocrisy
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Which quality do you think most qualifies #BorisJohnson to lead the Conservatives? Please retweet for a wider sample.
35%Liar
3%Cheat
20%Racist
42%Incompetent
3,767 votes • Final results
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It’s your government who cut the BBC’s funding, which led to this decision. You know this. You’re lying.
As someone who used to work for the BBC I am ashamed of them for this decision. Our “public service broadcaster” who has forgotten the public they are supposed to serve. Agree with @RuthDavidsonMSP & @GMB campaign
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Boris Johnson intends to cut tax for the 3 million highest earners in the UK This will cost the country £9.6billion a year, which could be used to fund the 100,000 staff the NHS is missing and then some Please RT if you don’t want Boris anywhere near PM theguardian.com/politics/201…
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I actually despise this moron of a man with every bone in my body he’s a compulsive fucking liar of the highest order #bbcqt
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#JohnBercow is refusing to issue an invitation to @realDonaldTrump to address the UK Parliament this summer. Bercow states that it’s an ‘earned honour’, not a right. An honour #Trump doesn’t deserve, citing ‘opposition to racism & sexism’. RT if you support Bercow’s decision.
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Whatever you do, don't make this image go viral!
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Tomorrow, the country of #Brunei will start stoning gay people to death. We need to do something now. Please boycott these hotels owned by the Sultan of Brunei. Raise your voices now. Spread the word. Rise up.
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Appeal to EP: You should be open to a long extension, if the UK wishes to rethink its strategy. 6 million people signed the petition, 1 million marched. They may not feel sufficiently represented by UK Parliament but they must feel represented by you. Because they are Europeans.
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A headteacher: "In 24 years of education, I have not seen poverty like this. Children are coming to school hungry, dirty and without the basics to set them up for life. The gap between the haves & have-nots is rising and is stark." @BBCNews #ascl2019 buff.ly/2JeNYCS
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