half-arsed writer and frog-botherer. I glue things to my face.

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Joined March 2009
OK. 5 prime ministers in 6 years. Serial chaos, serial lies & economic collapse. Enough is enough. RT if you want a general election NOW.
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In his jim jams. Casanova!#totp
#ResignationWatch, Etiam et mihi. cum amore, Priti
Replying to @bbceurovision
Georgia all the way. And never thought I’d hear a Patti Smirh song at Eurovision
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You have abdicated every last ounce of decency and dignity just to win favour with the very people who would deport YOU to Rwanda if they ever had the chance. I’d say go fuck yourself but you’re fucked already. You’re completely hollow. There’s nothing left of you.
Our new partnership with Rwanda shows we can no longer accept the status quo. People are dying and the global migration crisis requires us to find new ways to work in partnership. It will deal a major blow to the evil people smugglers. This is what it means 👇🏽
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This greased piglet will survive until every decent human calls him out. #BorisOut
Replying to @MitchBenn
I think this means that you have to be Prime Minister now Mitch
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If there was a piss-up at No 10 last Christmas it’s very unlikely Boris organised it. Because, well, you know.
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GREAT NEWS My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing. Thank you. #marr
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Lost someone dear to MS last week - with all the misery on the TV at the mo we sought out the HH songs for some light relief. They still make us laugh out loud. Thank you for the lunacy @benwillbond @JimHowick @MarthaHD @simonfarnaby @realmatbaynton @Lazbotron
Spotted by Mrs. A near our local polling station. (It's very blue round here.)
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Britain 2021. Comments @pritipatel @SadiqKhan @BorisJohnson @Keir_Starmer listening to Bowie’s Heroes. That song belongs to the people - It does not belong to you. I am not ashamed to be English, I am ashamed of the English government.
Because of the Cummings’ waffle and the equally ridiculous daily briefing, BBC1 have had to pan Paddington 2 and reschedule. What did they choose to fill the gap? Would I Lie To You. Class.
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Is anyone listening to Johnson anymore? He is still spouting everything that Cummings didn’t do.
We’d like to know what you think about Boris Johnson’s actions regarding Dominic Cummings Please select who you vote for and whether you back Boris on this issue or not Please also RT to increase the sample size #BorisJohnson #DailyBriefings #sackcummimgs #cummngs
2%Tory Voter/Back Boris
11%Tory Voter/Don’t back
1%Non-Tory Voter/Back Boris
87%Non-Tory Voter/Don’t back
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Unfortunately we’ve lost quite a few followers today because we condemned Dominic Cumming’s actions. But for us, the health of our colleagues and the population they serve is more important than anything else. So please RT and follow if you remain right behind us. Thank you x
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Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds to release 10-song double album ‘Ghosteen’ next week bit.ly/2kQhfZg