@stuartiswright

Stuart Wright. Tweeting like a fucking bird since '94. Solicitor(-ish).

 Cumbernauld Village, Scotland
Joined May 2009
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Shar A 🫡@Shar_A_Oct 10
Anyone know what time and what place is suitable for hedgehogs
Rebecca Paul MP
@Rebecca_SPaulOct 8
I love a hedgehog but there is a time and a place for them. We are not nursery children - please can we have inspirational people from the past who have contributed to our country back on our bank notes please @bankofengland. Let’s be proud of our history and recognise it on our legal tender.
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Jason Reid
@JasonReidxSep 12
Sorry but those inflatables are class 😭 Trump is definitely a power bottom 😮‍💨
Clash Report
@clashreportSep 12
Crowds gathered in Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators using imagery featuring Trump, Epstein and Netanyahu to voice their criticism.
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Sam
@SamCKxAug 13
“Today my record as a GP will be judged by my patients, not by the Crown Prosecution Service.”
Nigel Farage
@Nigel_FarageAug 13
Today my record in public office will be judged by the people of Clacton, not by politicians and the media in Westminster. I look forward to their verdict.
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There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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My Binface pledge card for Clacton - exploiting his opponent’s main local weaknesses
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Dom@d0mbakarJul 8
We made Rage Against the Machine Xmas No. 1 & voted to name a £200m research ship "Boaty McBoatface". Don't underestimate Britain's talent for rebellion. Farage isn't anti-establishment. He IS THE establishment. So, in a battle of trash vs trash, let's vote @CountBinface
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Adam Pearson@Adam_PearsonJul 7
Currently the Clacton By-election appears to be a choice between A) a novelty act with no real policies B) Count Binface.
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I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
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SPANE
@SperrysandNikesJul 3
Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life
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Booooo. Boo water. Boo boo.
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cow
@cowincrisisJun 30
thank you @googlemaps
Ramin Nasibov
@RaminNasibovJun 29
Thanks, Google Maps, for safeguarding the cow’s privacy.
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A week to celebrate. A week to recover. An extra week just to annoy this guy. On repeat every year until the end of time.
Andrew Pierce
@andrewpierceexcJun 15
Why did @theSNP Govt agree to Bank Holiday today in Scotland for qualifying for World Cup. What happens if they win? A week off work?
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Replying to @JuliaHB1
I have no aptitude for that, Julia. Unlike your great hero, I also have no aptitude for encouraging race riots on the streets of the UK. Hey, each to their own.
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Dean@DeanoCrues95May 27
Send me your bank details and I'll refund you the 87p mate.
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Craig.@bambibristolMay 15
How dangerous must Clacton be by the way? £5m on security and it’s still not safe to hold a MP’s surgery… Is it time to send the Army in?
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This is shocking. Don't porn companies do any kind of vetting?
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We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?" You said, "Small boats." 🐢💨
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Craig.@bambibristolMay 12
The fact that there’s more noise about Zack Polanski not paying some council tax on a narrow boat, than there is about Nigel Farage taking a £5m bribe to run as an MP….confirms that it’s pretty fucking impossible to have functioning democracy AND a billionaire owned ‘free’ press
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Angela Rayner was dragged through every front page for weeks... HMRC's verdict: NOT deliberate. NOT even careless. Farage pockets £5 million and chooses not to declare it So where's the wall-to-wall coverage? Tell me this isn't a rigged game.
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GP system is a mess, says Shipman
BBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsMar 11
University tuition fees system is a 'mess', says Clegg bbc.in/4b2ZH2b

University tuition fees system is a 'mess', says Sir Nick Clegg

The ex-deputy PM told the BBC he would "take on the chin" any criticism surrounding his involvement

bbc.com
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