Monkey Alan fancies me, even if nobody else does. Huge Beatles fan. Will force a comedy reference into any tweet. Over-user of Simpsons memes #PUSB

15 Credibility Street
Joined February 2009
Miss Piggy when Kermit forgets to put the bins out.
i am fucking SICK of that ugly little green cunt
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I don’t really get whingeing about Madders. He hasn’t played for us for a decade. He kissed his current club’s badge. Is it that big a deal. I’m sure there will be people who explain why I’m wrong but tbh I can’t be arsed. It’s a non-event.
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Christ someone just replied to someone who still has ‘FBPE’ in their name.
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Monday
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If you don’t like Wetherspoons it’s fine, don’t go, but certain people on here always have to be performative about it and it reeks of classism. If you dislike a place just avoid it without publicly shaming those who just want a cheap pint and meal during a cost of living crisis.
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Me getting out the car
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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No, you’ve just been watching BBC Christmas viewing trailers from the 90s, actually.
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This type of fan is “ruining” it for everyone and it’s just a man complaining he can’t sing a song about tits 🙄🙄🙄
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The footage from the first night in Cardiff at the Oasis reunion gets me emotional every time. So wish I could have been at that gig.
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God this place really exposes how many utter THICKOS there are out there.
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Today is Forgive an Ex Day.
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Left my sunglasses in the office again
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The Baldy Man
Whoever names the most obscure TV show wins.
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You’d think he’d keep his head down
🚨PICTURED: Altai the tiger has been pictured for the first time since he killed a man in an incident at Yorkshire Wildlife Park on Saturday
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Me after the quiz
Quiz night tonight
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Quiz night tonight
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This guy has a serious gambling problem.
Settle a bet for me. Led Zeppelin or The Beatles ???
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Today is the anniversary of the Battle of Hastings and we remember the french armies who the night before spent the evening in quiet solitude, reflection and prayer. We also remember the English who spent the night before the battle getting absolutely shitfaced.
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Sorry perverts who followed me because I bought a new dress, I actually post serious historical stuff.
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Calling a murdered woman a man based on her appearance is misogyny. Any credibility this account thinks it had is gone.
Earlier this week, we shared a post about the killing of a woman. We later deleted it after being incorrectly told that she was male. We have since established that she was female, and we apologise for our error.
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We’re cooking now!! #PUSB
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