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“it sounds so much like christmas wrapping by the waitresses” we should have 100 songs that sound like christmas wrapping by the waitresses. olivia is doing a public service if anything
take me home (4 christmas) is out now!!! Merry Christmas yall!!! 🎄🎅🏼❤️ OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/takemeh…
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this is not funny i genuinely almost just cried she was so scared
Goat realizing she slept through her herd leaving😂
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Spice is an analogy for Dr. Pepper
What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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Big fan of these photos from the Snoopy In Fashion book
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JANUARY 2015???
It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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cant even slap a man these days mfs get hard and start smiling
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tumblr covered this a decade ago
Does anyone else find the way Chappell sings about women to be very male brained? Obsessing over sex instead of actual wlw love...
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earl grey slut retweeted
Approach love like a lesbian. Approach sex like a gay guy. And under no circumstances attempt to replicate any aspect of the bisexual lifestyle
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WASIA COMES TO ME IN MY DREAMS
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Imagine saying Oscar winner Cosmo Sheldrake to a 16 yr old Janelle #DAYONE
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why tf is starbucks selling braised short rib girlled cheeses...they got yall eating Somebody
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earl grey slut retweeted
Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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has anyone seen this
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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I believe Klein/11 returned us to the correct timeline
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oh my god!!!
you genuinely cant make it up man
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good morning america
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55 PRONOUNS 55 ABORTIONS 55 TRANSITIONS
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where we dropping
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