@KelleySchool finance professor. Lover of cycling and dogs. Exceptionally good at loading a dishwasher.
Bloomington, IN
Joined May 2008
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Good Morning Everyone! Last night I did some serious analysis on which actors should play the FTX team in the upcoming Hollywood movie:
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For anyone threatening to leave Twitter, good luck trying to find this fire content on any other platform
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.@KleinerKristoph, @stoffprof, and Yonker in @J_Fin_Economics exploit random assignment of bankruptcy judges to show that individuals are less likely to file for bankruptcy or enter foreclosure if their workplace peers' bankruptcy cases are dismissed.
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Journal of Accounting and Economics, by @stoffprof, Michael Woeppel, and Deniz Yavuz, "Small innovators: No risk, no return,"
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New working paper by @KelleyFinance colleagues @KleinerKristoph and Niklas Huether: "Are Judges Randomly Assigned to Chapter 11 Bankruptcies? Not According to Hedge Funds" (Winner of Best Paper Award AIM Investment Conference @UTexasMcCombs . Thread
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Noah Stoffman retweeted
Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks
They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume
Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed
Hereβs examples of just how good they were
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The White House fact sheet has sympathetic examples about a construction worker making $38K and a married nurse making $77,000 a year.
But then why design a policy that would provide up to $40,000 to a married couple making $249,000? Why include law and business school students?
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Wow. Sandy Hook parents' lawyer is revealing that Alex Jones' lawyers sent him the contents of Jones' phone BY MISTAKE.
"12 days ago, your attorneys messed up and sent me a digital copy of every text" Jones has sent for years.
"You know what perjury is?" the lawyer asks.
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If I look by gender, there's a really striking difference: our entering class was 48% women, but all 6 of the people who are currently PI's are male.
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Cable news spent more than double the amount of time covering gas prices when they were rising than when they were declining mediamatters.org/fox-news/caβ¦
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Most African nations don't have resources to test widely for COVID, nor to report excess mortality
For the two which do have data (Egypt and South Africa), we see that:
1. Excess deaths very high, despite young population
2. COVID deaths vastly understate excess deaths
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Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane
This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.
