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@KelleySchool finance professor. Lover of cycling and dogs. Exceptionally good at loading a dishwasher.

Bloomington, IN
Joined May 2008
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Replying to @dbergstresser
Stoffman’s Law, named for my dad, is never to go to a psychic with a doorbell
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We are excited to announce the 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐄𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 on September 28-30, 2023. Please submit your papers and come and enjoy the beautiful fall foliage on the @IUBloomington campus. gokelley.iu.edu/holden-confe…
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Good Morning Everyone! Last night I did some serious analysis on which actors should play the FTX team in the upcoming Hollywood movie:
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Late adopter. I’ve been there since Saturday!
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Noah Stoffman retweeted
For anyone threatening to leave Twitter, good luck trying to find this fire content on any other platform
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the saudis lock up and kill people for speaking out against the regime but elon musk buying twitter is totally about free speech, guys
The Saudis, represented by Prince Alwaleed, announced they are the second largest owner of Twitter following the Musk LBO.
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And coincidentally @jimmy_wales emailed me this very morning asking for $26. Usually the alumni requests go in the other direction.
We are proud of our @KelleyFinance PhD students. Recent placements have been at @SMU, @CornellDyson, @UNC, @mcgillu, @uofcincy, @uoklahoma, @waynestate, and @urichmond, among others. Did you know @jimmy_wales, founder of @Wikipedia, was a doctoral student in @KelleyFinance?
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Noah Stoffman retweeted
Children born in 1989, the year "Seinfeld" premiered, are now the same age as George Costanza on that show
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.@KleinerKristoph, @stoffprof, and Yonker in @J_Fin_Economics exploit random assignment of bankruptcy judges to show that individuals are less likely to file for bankruptcy or enter foreclosure if their workplace peers' bankruptcy cases are dismissed. sciencedirect.com/science/ar…
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🚨Free IV idea🚨 – at St Paul, MN
UFO sightings are an Anglo-American phenomenon.
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Journal of Accounting and Economics, by @stoffprof, Michael Woeppel, and Deniz Yavuz, "Small innovators: No risk, no return," sciencedirect.com/science/ar…
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New working paper by @KelleyFinance colleagues @KleinerKristoph and Niklas Huether: "Are Judges Randomly Assigned to Chapter 11 Bankruptcies? Not According to Hedge Funds" (Winner of Best Paper Award AIM Investment Conference @UTexasMcCombs . Thread papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.…
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Are people with bumper stickers that say “No Farms No Food” supply side economists?
I just plugged in a USB cable the right way on the first try. Ask me anything.
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This is a one tweet explanation of why GDP is not a great measure of well-being
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Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed Here’s examples of just how good they were
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I don't even understand this but it's insane
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1858: England owns India 2022: Indians own England
London: New data reveals Indians own more property in London than English themselves, followed by Pakistanis at number three spot.
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