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Joined March 2010
I was shopping at Trader Joe’s today and I think I may be a sweet potato?!
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It's always something with him
I have accidentally spilled an entire jar of marmalade inside my hat.
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It’s Beetlejuice Beetlejuice fall 💚🖤
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I think we can all agree that Hello Kitty is, in fact, a cat.
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the google transformation into hooli is complete
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#NorthernLights in Ontario. What a sight!
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Where are Ron and Sam?
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Elmo’s social media manager reading all the responses like
Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?
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Are we sure Barry Keoghan isn’t JTT?
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Someone held the door for me and my dog. The dog puts on the breaks and is being a little weirdo as she goes in the building. I say “She’s a little awkward” and the door holder responds with “They respond to their owner’s energy”. A humbling moment to end 2023.
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Sam Altman returning to OpenAI after a day is like Steve Jobs returning to Apple after 12 years, but for the TikTok generation
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on the outside I’m oofing, but on the inside I’m maroning
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A true delight!
My new show The Rehearsal begins tonight on HBO. Enjoy
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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I don’t think people are concerned enough about why parrots can talk??
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steffi retweeted
when someone remembers a small detail about you
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