hilarious, married 🇩🇴

Joined August 2020
“WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT!?!”
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first they give you butterflies then mental health problems
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My girl and i decided we'd never go to sleep angry at each other. We been awake since Friday
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To crave somebody’s presence instead of their body is the purest form of intimacy
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My parents didn’t listen to me as a child so now I overshare on Twitter
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“you’ll miss high school when you’re an adult” no i actually dont at all
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bro i hate when people set alarms that wake up everybody BUT them
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when she finally moved her big ass head off ur arm
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Girls will suck your whole dick & balls but be scared to communicate about minor problems
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men’s revenge: 🍻👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽👩🏿 women’s revenge: 👩‍🎓👩‍💻💰🏋️‍♀️🧘‍♀️
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Naked cuddles after we both slutted each other out >>>>
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don’t lose her by acting like you don’t give a fuck
Watching someone glow after witnessing their darkest moments >>>>
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esclava your pussy on my face
Esclava still bumps and it always will
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don’t play w me play w your bitch
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My girl can only have two friends, me & my díck
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I love twitter, u just talk yo shit and go 😂
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LMAOO BABE
Replying to @Dominicubanaa
give you dick con leche
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She has no license but drives me crazy
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Btw an adult spelling bee would really humble a lot of you mfs 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
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