If I could get the lid off, I'd look into the jar.

Joined May 2009
Springfish retweeted
I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night. It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me. Sad and embarrassed and exhausted. Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one. People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room. Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old. He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second. That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed. There is a name for it. So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers. The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin. And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride. Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was. And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving. Just another joke at our expense.
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Sure, Donald.
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Springfish retweeted
MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch23 Aug 2024
A reminder of the excitement at the Republican convention
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Springfish retweeted
Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwald7 Aug 2024
So the person who came very close to blowing Trump's head off was just some wayward 20-year-old with no political views or online footprint, and it almost happened because of absurd 'errors' by the Secret Service? And now we're done with that story for the next 2 decades or so?
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Keith Olbermann@KeithOlbermann14 Jul 2024
So @elonmusk @RubinReport based on your 'logic' here you'll both be declaring the organization he registered with - the Republican Party - a "terrorist organization immediately"? You're both stupid fucks Delete your accounts
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Anonymous
@YourAnonNews25 Jul 2023
Turns out, Billionaire @elonmusk can't afford a good graphics design team, so he stole the logo from this guy. What a dick. (quoted tweet is from 2021) xitter.cf/kxlider/status/1…
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• Indicted on criminal charges. • Ordered to pay $5 million for sexual abuse/defamation. • Ordered to pay a $25 million fraud settlement. • Facing possible charges from Georgia and the DOJ. • Impeached twice. • And he’s the Republicans’ leading candidate for President.
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When all your dads end up in jail.
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Why is it so difficult to arrest Trump and so easy to arrest some poor guy selling loose cigarettes?
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This is fascinating & shows how weak colour information can be on a photo for the brain to fill in the gaps and "colourise" it for you. It's a black & white photo, but overlaid with a thin grid of coloured lines. They're enough to trick your mind into seeing a full colour image
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Well, this is awkward
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Billionaires have almost a third of America's wealth. If you got a $1,400 stimulus every day and never spent it, you'd have a billion dollars in the year 3978. But the billionaires pay a lower tax rate than the people getting the stimulus checks. Make it make sense.
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Wajahat Ali
@WajahatAli18 Jan 2021
If you are against Kaepernick and BLM today you would have been against MLK back then.
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Malcolm McDowell testing different hats for A Clockwork Orange
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Flight consoles in 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) dir. Stanley Kubrick
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Los Angeles Rams
@RamsNFL5 Jan 2021
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4 Americans died in yesterday's DC Benghazi. No republicans will demand investigations. Guaranteed.
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After threatening to blow up $900 billion in desperately needed financial relief ahead of Christmas, the President is spending his day golfing. Not on the phone negotiating with congressional leadership. Golfing. At a time when 20+ million Americans are unemployed.
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So, let me get this right. The criticism of Dr. Jill Biden is that she’s not a “medical doctor?” Says a bunch of people who have been ignoring medical doctors about a pandemic that has killed over 300,000 Americans? Can someone invent a hypocrisy mute button?
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