If I could get the lid off, I'd look into the jar.

Joined May 2009
Sure, Pedro Trump. 🙄
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I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night. It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me. Sad and embarrassed and exhausted. Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one. People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room. Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old. He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second. That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed. There is a name for it. So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers. The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin. And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride. Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was. And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving. Just another joke at our expense.
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Sure, Donald.
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It's time to flush these flightless birds, once and for all! @NHLFlyers @GrittyNHL @penguins @NHL
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Am I the only one who wants to slap each, and every one of the #AppleEvent presenters? 😂
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A reminder of the excitement at the Republican convention
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#trump hasn't spoken one truth in his idiotic press conference. How anyone can support this idiot is beyond me.
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So the person who came very close to blowing Trump's head off was just some wayward 20-year-old with no political views or online footprint, and it almost happened because of absurd 'errors' by the Secret Service? And now we're done with that story for the next 2 decades or so?
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Is conservative America really not going to vote for the only ticket that could successfully back up a trailer?
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So @elonmusk @RubinReport based on your 'logic' here you'll both be declaring the organization he registered with - the Republican Party - a "terrorist organization immediately"? You're both stupid fucks Delete your accounts
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…and by the way. Just because your heart is in the right place, doesn’t mean your head is. #RetirementPlanning #2024Debate
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AI: creative access doesn’t equal creative quality. I for one welcome those into the creative community. If you’re inspired to make, please do! #ai #AIArtCommuity #SoraAI #midjouney
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Dead on.
Holy shit. Every single word of this from @ColinCowherd on Taylor Swift is 🔥
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I’m never going to say again : “I’ll do the…” while ordering food. It just sounds so stupid.
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I'm assuming since Trump won the Iowa Caucuses, that the vote was fair (this time). Right? #TrumpIsACriminal #loser
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When sticks of gum have nightmares, they dream of Pete Carroll. #Seahawks #NFL
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