Spice J

I kind of laugh to myself when I think about how someone can look at me and think that they want me to rail them.

What if the real body count was the friends we’ve made along the way?

Got ya fam!

“I wanna show off my deep roots to 90s grunge rock, but I also wanna sell used cars... what to call my company? CarJam? CarGarden? Car Temple Pilots? Ohhhh shittttt!”

Note to self: open an emporium for strippers called “Thottery Barn”

It’s my Twitter anniversary. So, here’s to another year of sort of using twitter!

Honestly @johnrich you’re being paid to perform. This isn’t the appropriate place to protest. You’re just an entertainer, not an activist... sounds silly, huh?

@U2 is playing @ApolloTheater. If we ever needed Sandman Sims, the time is now. #ripsandmansims

From games of thrones, to see how F'd up a fictional world is getting to Last Week Tonight with @iamjohnoliver to see how F'd up mine is.

Honest. I don't care if you or your animals get upset during the 4th... we never signed up for this. That being said... BOOM!

Also here for @JoshuaHedley

Im only here for @birdcloudusa

@mistajam chopping onions in my kitchen here in US, but these tears are from how beautiful the old school mix is! #1xtra #oldschoolmix

S/O to @Ralphie_May for swingin through and gettin the fuck down on the dance floor at 308 tonight! Hope you liked the jams I played!

Is "Mercury is in retrograde" the new "Thanks Obama?"

@pattonoswalt no one Florida more than Florida hates Florida. You'll be fine.

Has sriracha become the new bacon?

Chaka Conway Twitty #AddaBandRuinaBand

You'd think after 10 years you'd know some people.

#AddaBandRuinaBand Nirvana and the Blowfish